BEGINS HERE.

SHARPEN YOUR PENCILS AND PACK YOUR LUNCH,
'CAUSE THE INTERNET IS IN SESSION!

IT'S...

THE IAN'S WEBSITE

BACK TO SCHOOL SPECTACULAR!!!

For all you students out there who don't quite get the education you need at the instution in which you are currently enrolled, Ian's Website is the answer.� Our Online Classes will give you all the Extra Credit and Extracurricular Internet Activities you've been craving.� Come to Ian's Website to learn things you can't learn in a classroom.�

You'll look at things a little differently after you've tried higher education the Ian's Website way.� There are eight intellectually stimulating features to choose from in this school year's course catalog, so if you're ready to learn, check 'em out:

Journalism 101

Beginning Pen & Ink Drawing

Creative Writing 202: Mastering the Short Form

Introduction to Theater: Stage Acting Methods

Media Appreciation/Trends in Popular Culture

Advanced Journal Writing: Proofreading and Publishing


Business Management 501: Product Formation and Marketing


Internet Technologies 104: Interactive Webdesign/Writing Tongue-In-Cheek Text

Check out our exchange program with my good friend Debra's Website.

You can also see the recent evolution of our Homepages by looking at Classic Ian's Website and Ian's Hellishly Dark Website of the Damned.*Evolution is only taught as a theory here at Ian's Website.� It is currently the most popular explanation for the proliferation of different species of websites, but students are not required to believe in evolution if it conflicts with their religious convictions.

The School of Music has its own Homepage, operated by those crazy kids from Tom's Cosmic Radio.

All courses designed, scheduled, and taught by Ian Vandewalker.� Inquiries should be directed to the Office of the Dean. You can also email the Student Representative to the Humanities Division with questions or comments about this Webpage.

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The IANTERNET:� A Great Education Tool.

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