~DRAMA~

These are some plays that I found in the bottom of my desk drawer when I was cleaning it out last winter.� I showed them to my agent and she said that I probably wrote them.� I post them here so that anybody who recognizes them can give me a clue as to their possible origin(s).

PLAY I (IN ONE ACT)
Dramatis Personnae:
-God
-An Human

HUMAN:� Holy crap, where'd I come from?
GOD:� I created you.
HUMAN:� That's cool. So...thanks, I guess.� Is the gift of life a good one?
GOD:� That depends on whether you think life is good.
HUMAN:� It's okay so far.� (Stubs toe) Ow!� I stubbed my toe!� Jeez, that hurts.� Why'd you let that�� happen, God?
GOD:� Look, that was your fault.

Fin

PLAY II (IN TWO ACTS)
Dramatis Personnae:
-God
-An Human

Act I
HUMAN:� Oh, wow.� Where'd I come from?
GOD:� I created you.
HUMAN:� Right on.� Should I worship you, or whatever?
GOD:� Yeah, but just me, okay?� I kind of have a jealousy thing.
HUMAN:� Okay.

Act II
HUMAN:� Hey, look at all this cool stuf I can do!� I got trains, buildings, DNA, elctrons, psychology...
GOD:� Yeah...that's pretty good, I guess.
HUMAN:� What's that?� I couldn't hear you--hey look!� I have the Internet now!

Fin

PLAY III� (IN TWO ACTS)
Dramatis Personnae:
-An Human
-An Other Human
-An Other Human, This One Dressed as God

Act I
HUMAN 1:� Oh boy, where'd we come from?
HUMAN 2:� Probably God created us.
HUMAN 1:� Probably.� What do we do now?
HUMAN 2:� Feel guilty, I think.
HUMAN 1:� Oh.

Act II
HUMAN DRESSED AS GOD:� Hey guys!� Look, I'm God!
HUMAN 1:� Yeah, you sure are!
HUMAN 2:� Wow, that's really cool!
HUMAN DRESSED AS GOD:� Isn't it?� Okay, I'm going to die now.
HUMAN 1:� And I thought I felt guilty before!

Fin