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VIII. Tragedy
Alas, the bliss of this wonderful paradise had to end. The Great Meyer was called upon by the “US Army” to ‘do his duty and serve his country’ – namely, playing pong at the installation known as “Fort Drum.” He has yet to return, but the residents of the Isle of Screwed hope his return will be soon.This tragedy was worsened by the Goddess of the Almighty Duct Tape. This Goddess was extremely bored when the Great Meyer was gone and decided to spice things up on the Isle of Screwed. She channeled the Power of the Almighty Duct Tape, and caused the "Fuzzette". Thus, the species of "Fuzzy" was able to proliferate, and has overrun and taken over the Isle of Screwed.
And so ends The History of the Isle of Screwed.