10 Things That Are Awesomely Bad [No particular order]
2) BEING IN A PICTURE BY YOURSELF
3) ROCKIN' THE MUSCLE CAR W/AN AUTO
4) COCKBLOCKS
5) THE NICE GUY
8) BILL O'REILLY
9) MAN BREASTS (COURTESY OF VONDIE WHO IS VERY INTRIGUED BY THEM)
10) CROP DUSTING
STAY TUNED FOR "10 THINGS THAT ARE AWESOMELY AWESOME"
1) MULLETS
Business in the front, party in the back, mullets are the dwindling breed that still has incestuous relationships with their mothers. At the beach I tried to find these people in an effort to make a gallery for this site, but was unsuccessful. However, this doesn't mean that they still aren't awesomely bad...after all Mullets are People Too.
I used to not mind being in a picture by myself until one of my huge asshole friends made me incredibly paranoid about this event occurring. Reason? You look like a loser piece of shit, observe the submitted evidence:
Notice how only a completely drunken state of mind would allow this to happen, as provided above.
There is only one thing sexier than a man with a sports car: a man who can't drive their sports car because they didn't take the couple hours to learn how to drive stick and instead got the auto tranny. When I see a guy in a candy-apple red Corvette, with a thundering V-8 pretending to shift gears in an effort to impress the ladies I gotta change my pants!! SOOOOO HOT.
We've all done it 'by accident', and we've all had it happen to us. Joe Schmoe meets Suzy Big Boobs, and wants to get in her pants, but uh oh! Here comes Joe Schmoe's drunk friend Jack Schmack who tells Suzy Big Boobs about the time Joe Schmoe kissed a dude in Cancun. Suzy is gone. Joe cries. This happens a lot, you can see it in any bar or at any party. Cockblocking is downright brutal. And the more desperate and obvious the cockblocking becomes, the more humiliating it is. Cockblocks should be forced to toss salad for the rest of their lives...and WITHOUT jelly or syrup!
"The Nice Guy" is the phrase NOT-NICE guys use to justify why they aren't getting laid. I'm sure we've all heard it...but lets face it, the "Nice Guy" doesn't exist for one simple reason: truly nice guys never bitch about being the nice guy. Please refer to this site for more on the bull-shit nature of the "Nice Guy."
6) DUBYA
I really shouldn't be putting good ol Bushy on this list since he believes 'there should be limits to free speech' (dont want to get arrested), but come on he coined the words "misunderstanding" and "Hispanically"! Bush is awesomely bad for more reasons than I can possibly list but I guess I gotta give him credit: he IS the best President ever apointed by the Supreme Court.
7) DOOKIE (ER, DICKIE) VITALE
ITS AWESOME BABBBBBEEEEEEEEEEE!! Dickie makes the list mostly because he swings off Coach KY's sack like Tarzan.
In order to conserve space please refer to this site
Ever see a man with bigger breasts than his girlfriend? Unfortunately this seemingly rare phenomenon is actually quite common. The Man Breast Syndrome, resulting in the need for a full-coverage bra, is one of the most horrifying things in existence. It brings new meaning to the "Meet the Parents" quote, "I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?" (See Men Who Breastfeed for additional reading)
The number 10 Awesomely Bad thing is actually a trademark from Tommy Anderson and Joe Rood. Not sure what crop dusting is? Have you ever been in a crowded room and you try to "get through" but as you walk by someone you "inadvertently" DUST your genitals up against them? I can see the wheels turning, "THAT'S WHAT IT'S CALLED! Oh my god I've been violated!!" Sooo awesomely bad.