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Sleeptalkin'
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Mwuhahahaha. This is where the fun begins.;9
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" Rise and shineeeeee!!!! Come on sleepyhead!!!" came a cheery and sing song
voice. Goku refused to wake up. He had just dreamt about him owning a five star
restaurant with Hakkai admiring him, Gojyo praising him and begging for
forgiveness for all he had done, and as penance he became a waiter, and Sanzo,
well...he didn't want to wake up.
" No, Hakkai.. no.." he mumbled, sleepily as he continued to snore. " I'm not
Hakkai!!! Wake up!!!" came the voice again, only in a more annoyingly cheery
voice. Goku muttered " No.", before receiving a shove on his shoulder.
" Hakkai!!!" he growled as he jumped up, ready to pounce on him and demand
rudely why he woke him up. As he turned to face his genki friend, his jaw
dropped, literally, to the ground.
It wasn't Hakkai.
It was Sanzo.
It was Sanzo, with a smile crossed on his face, a happy friendly sunny smile.
Sanzo with a look of giddiness and genkiness on him, making look even more
feminine. Sanzo, in a pink frilly maid outfit with the hat and pink boots with
ribbons and bells to match.
Sanzo.
A smile similar to the one Sanzo had right now crept unto Goku's face.
It had worked.
He wanted to kiss Hakkai for this.
" Morning master!!!!" Sanzo said baring his white flashy teeth as he brushed
away some of his pesky bangs. " What would you like for breakfast??" he asked as
he rushed over to Goku's side, brushed dust off his pants as he helped him up
and straightened his hair. " Whatever's available.." Goku shrugged.
" NO!!! Only the best for Master Goku!!" Sanzo pouted. Goku stared at him. He
was exactly the way he had wanted him to be. " Whatever you think is good, I
wonder what the others..." he was cut off when he looked around him, and noticed
that the others were gone.
" Uh, Sanzo, where're the others??" he asked as he looked for them in some
trees. " OH them??" Sanzo returned with an air of disapproval as he crossed his
arms over his chest. " I got rid of them."
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" Zz..ZZ.Huh?? What???!?!? Where am I??" Gojyo shrieked as he opened his eyes
and found his world had turned upside down. " Gahh!!! Hakkai!!!! The world is
upside down!!!!!!" he screeched as he turned to Hakkai. " Gojyo sama, it isn't
the world, it's us.." Hakkai replied forcing a smile on his face.
Gojyo looked, and realized Hakkai was right when he saw some of his hair fall on
his face and when he looked to his feet and saw that he and Hakkai were bound by
ropes, chains and wires and were hung upside down on a giant tree.
" Argh!!! And me without my scythe." he mumbled angrily as he chewed on his
binds. " Who could've done this to us??" Hakkai asked , turning to the bark of
the tree and saw that Hakuryu had been tied around it with tape and rope. " It
must be Kougaiji's gang!!!" Gojyo answered as he spat out some rope and
continued chewing his way out.
Hakkai shook his head. " Couldn't be, then where's Goku and Sanzo??" " I
dunno.." Gojyo said. " They must've escaped or something." " Yeah. I guess
you're right.." Hakkai mumbled thoughtfully. " Well, looks like we'll have to
wait for them to rescue us from here.." Gojyo muttered in defeat as he stopped
chewing with a look of disgust.
" Bad idea.." Hakkai mumbled shifting a little. " Why??" Gojyo demanded. "
Nature just called.." Hakkai replied shyly. " Oh no!!! You're holding it 'till
they rescue us!!!!" " GOJYOOO!!!!!!!"
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" I see." Goku mumbled looking at Sanzo, still smiling and scanned his outfit. "
Okay, get the best food you can find." He commanded. " Right away master!!!"
Sanzo said obediently and happily as he skipped away merrily, bouncing like a
happy ball as he went.
" Maybe I should try this on Gojyo." Goku said to himself as he watched Sanzo
skip off. A grin formed on his face.
Minutes later, Sanzo returned, still smiling, with a huge bag, well, sack to be
exact that was bulging. " Here is your meal Master Goku!!!!!" he sang as he
emptied out the bag's contents. Goku's eyes widened and his mouth did a
waterfall as he stared, greedily, hungrily and happily at the feast before him.
Laid out before him was a spread like no other.
Mountains of pork buns, bean curd puffs, moon cakes, lychees and rice crackers.
There were also plates after plate of Mu Shu pork, water chestnuts, crullers,
and congee. It also included side dishes of mini spring rolls, steamed chicken's
feet and sesame seed balls.
Truly a feast meant for the New Year.
" Dig in master!!!!!" Sanzo sang. " Oh I will!!!" Goku grinned as he began to
stuff his face with a little bit of everything. As he gobbled down everything,
he looked at Sanzo, smiling and only staring with happiness at Goku eating. "
Say, Sanzo, don't you want some??" he offered giving Sanzo a pork bun.
Sanzo looked absolutely touched. " For me??" he said teary-eyed as he accepted
the piece of food. " Sure, why not?? If you want we can share." Goku added
grabbing some spring rolls and stuffing it down his mouth. Sanzo's eyes shone.
" Really??" he sobbed happily. " Yeah, sure.." Goku replied. Sanzo let out a cry
of joy, before voluntarily jumping on top of Goku. " Master Goku is soooo
kind!!!!!" he declared loudly and with pride. He turned to Goku, who had a huge
look of shock on his face. Sanzo smiled sweetly. " This is the least I can give
you." He said, before smothering Goku with kisses.
Goku almost melted as he felt the lips press against his face. Pinch me, I'm in
heaven!!!! He thought happily as he enjoyed the kisses even more.
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Sanzo was humming a happy tune to himself as he drove the jeep through the
forest with Goku alongside him. " Where to next master??" he asked, turning to
Goku as he fixed the hem of his pink dress. " Left."
" Yes master!!!" Sanzo barked as he swerved left.
They continued driving along, when they suddenly heard a familiar cry.
" STOP!!!!!"
Sanzo pressed his foot, hard, on the brakes as a female figure jumped out on the
road and stood before them.
Ririn.
" Oh no." Goku moaned.
Ririn had the usual smirk of confidence on her face, and she pointed a finger at
them both. " I want you to fight with me!!!" she challenged grinning.
" Master Goku doesn't wish to fight you today." Sanzo replied crisply as he
stood to protect his master.
Ririn stopped grinning, as she saw Sanzo, and her jaw dropped. But then, her
face turned red, and she burst into fits of laughter. " HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Baldie!!! What are you wearing?!?!? Are you a drag queen now?!?!?!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!" she screamed as she fell on her bum and pounded
the ground with her fists, tears on her face.
Goku looked at Ririn, then at Sanzo. He noted the look of irritation on Sanzo as
he saw the clenched fists. " Master, may I have permission to kick her big, fat,
demon boo-tay??" Sanzo requested pleadingly.
Goku looked at Sanzo, again, then at Ririn, again.
" Okay." He finally said.
Sanzo smiled evilly as he climbed out of the jeep, and proceeded to beating the
crap out of Ririn.
Ririn continued laughing, until she saw the shadow before her. She paused
momentarily and looked up and saw Sanzo staring down at her.
" Oh, what do you want Bald drag queen??" she asked snickering.
Goku immediately winced when he saw Sanzo bring out a huge paper fan. " This is
gonna get ugly." he muttered as he turned away and closed his eyes.
As expected, he heard nothing but screaming, slapping, booming and bamming
before the sound a plane that zoomed past became faint, after several minutes of
the screaming and so on.
Goku finally opened his eyes, and he turned around to see Sanzo, huffing and
puffing angrily with Ririn sailing through the air above. " Thank you for giving
me the pleasure Master." Sanzo said as he returned the fan and went back to the
jeep.
" No, thank you." Goku smiled.
Sanzo, his love, was what he had always wanted him to be, He contemplated. And
he had just kicked Ririn's butt literally.
This was going to be a fun day.
TBC! ^^
*extra editing done by Nikki.. original hard copy by Tanith!*