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Sleeptalkin'

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Onto the fic!! Quick ne?? ^_^

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Hours after their drive through the forest, with Goku sleeping on Sanzo's shoulder, drooling, and with Sanzo not minding it one bit, they had finally come across a town. A shabby and simple one, still it was a town.

" Shall we go in?? Master??" Sanzo asked nudging Goku gently. " Huh?? What?? Sure.." He stirred, as he wiped the drool from his chin. " We're already in a town??" he suddenly asked, surprised as he looked around. " Gee, Good work Sanzo!!!" he congratulated patting Sanzo on the back.

" Thank you master.." Sanzo blushed. " I just want to please you."

Goku smiled at him. " Well, you're doing a fine job."

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" Uh, Miss Ririn, what are you doing in the tree??" Yaone asked as she stared at a fuming Ririn in a tree. " Oh, just hanging out!" Ririn snapped sarcastically. " Will I get you down now??" Yaone asked. " Oh, please do!!" Ririn replied gritting her teeth.

Yaone shrugged. She climbed the tree, and removed Ririn from her tree branch. She carried Ririn down and brushed the twigs and leaves off her clothes.

" What were you doing up there anyway??" Yaone asked straightening out Ririn's clothes. " My butt got kicked by baldie drag queen!!!" Ririn cried as she rubbed her painful bum. She grimaced as she reminisced Sanzo, baldie Sanzo, in the pink maid outfit, faithful to his master Goku. " I'm gonna kill him!!!" she added with a growl as she pounded a nearby boulder into dust. " Your baldie drag queen??" Yaone quipped. Ririn nodded furiously.

" Why??" Yaone asked.

" Because he hurt my bum and he stole my Go." Ririn broke off with that and continued pounding the rock. " He stole your what??" Yaone asked slyly. " Nothing, he just hurt me!" Ririn replied, hiding a creeping blush.

Yaone smiled. " Are you referring to the red-haired one??" she said suddenly. Ririn made a face. " Him?? Eew!!! No way!! He ain't comparable to MY baka zaru!!!" she cried. Yaone smiled even more. Ririn realized what she had just spilled. She blushed all over and tried to hide herself under the remains of the rock.

" You like Goku don't you??" Yaone asked lifting up Ririn's chin. Ririn was blushing furiously. " Well.." She mumbled twirling her bangs. Yaone smiled.

" Where's my brother anyway?? And Dokugakuji??" Ririn suddenly asked, swatting away Yaone's hand. " Making love somewhere in the forest." Yaone replied calmly.

" Again??" Ririn asked as her blushed calmed down. " They just did that last night under the waterfall!!" Yaone shrugged. " I guess they're just crazy about one another." She said dreamily, thinking of Hakkai.

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Zeon sipped the rest of his wine and placed the cup on the saucer before letting out a small belch. " Good. More bartender." He commanded turning to a skinny young man. " Right away sir." He said as he reached for Zeon's glass and went to get more wine.

Zeon licked his lips as he waited for the drink. He twisted in his seat and looked around the bar.

He saw nothing but clouds of smoke, the hunched figures of rough, drunk men and the smell of alcohol and guns entered his nose. He coughed slightly at the stinging sensation the smell brought. He found nothing he was looking for.

He wanted to see girls. Babes, broads, any woman.

But then again, he thought, what woman in her right mind would hang out in a dump like this??

" Good morning!!!" came a cheery voice. All eyes turned to the doorway, where a little brunette kid and a hot mama in a pink maid outfit entered the bar. Zeon could only stare with an open mouth at the blonde one. " Bea- u-ti-fool!!" he whistled eyeing the blonde one with hearty eyes.

But who was the kid with her?? He peered closer, and almost fell off his seat when he realized who it was: Goku. " Him!?!?! What would he be doing with a bombastic broad?!?!" Zeon hissed to himself.

" Excuse me." Sanzo said stepping forward. " Could any of you nice men show us the way to the local inn??" he asked putting on a sweet face. A tall and rugged man stepped forward and took hold of Sanzo's hand. " Hey sweetheart, allow me.." he said planting a kiss on Sanzo's hand.

Sanzo giggled and Goku fumed. " Hey buster.." he growled tapping the big man's shoulders. The man turned and glared at Goku. " Whaddaya want kid??" he said gruffly. " That's MY g-girl." Goku hissed. " And unless you want trouble, let my girl go!" he added fiercely.

Sanzo became dreamy-eyed at this. " Oh Goku!!!" he blushed.

" Ha!!" the big man snorted. " What can a shrimpy monkey like you do anyway??" he cackled. Everyone else in the bar, except Sanzo, Goku and Zeon broke into fits of laughter. " Oh, I can do this!!!" Goku said as he punched the man in the face and sent him careening backwards.

" Hey you can't do that!!!" one man said standing up. " Yeah!!" joined in another. "FIGHT!!!!" a cry rang as all men rushed to fight Goku. Goku could only grin. " Come one!! Get ready to rumble!!!"

" Stop this!!! No fighting!! Don't hurt my Goku!!!" Sanzo protested as he could only watch helplessly as men jumped on top of Goku and a serious brawl began. " Stop this right now!!! You're hurting my Goku!!!" he cried.

Suddenly, a hand came out of nowhere and dragged Sanzo out of the bar.

" Gah! Let me go!! I have to return to my master!!" Sanzo cried as he struggled in the man's powerful grip. " No you're not beautiful." Zeon said as he led Sanzo to the back of the bar.

Sanzo was pushed to the wall, and he looked at Zeon curiously. " Who are you??" he asked innocently. " The man of your dreams.." Zeon replied, suavely as he lowered his face to Sanzo's...

" AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LECHER!!!!!" Sanzo screamed as he whacked Zeon's head hard with his paper fan. " Pervert! Hentai!! Horny!!!" he screeched as he continued whacking Zeon with his fan.

" YEOW!!!" Zeon cried, protecting the swelling bump on his head with his hands as he received more fan whacks. " Who are you woman??" he asked, looking up at a furious Sanzo.

" I." Sanzo began, as he did a power ranger. " am the protecter, servant and lover of the mighty, son Goku!!!!" he sniffed in displeasure as he stopped whacking Zeon, and proceeded to the bar. " Horny slacker." he mumbled angrily to himself.

Zeon finally lowered down his defense as he stared at Sanzo, sauntering away. He whistled. " Wow!! What a woman!!!" he exclaimed as hearts formed around him.

" Master! Are you alright?!?!" Sanzo said frantically as he burst through the bar doors. He let out a sigh of relief when he saw Goku, lazily sitting on top of a pile of unconscious men. " Am I alright? I haven't had this much fun in days!!!" Goku exclaimed, stretching and grinning.

" I'm just glad you're alright!!!" Sanzo said as he hugged Goku. " Hey, no worries." Goku said, with pride. " By the way, I got us a room upstairs." He added as he brought out a key. " Courtesy of the bartender." He pointed to the frightened skinny man hiding under a table.

" Good!! Now, lets go up!" Sanzo said happily as he brought Goku down from the pile and led him upstairs.

Halfway, Goku suddenly stopped, and dropped down, holding on to the banister.

" Master!!" Sanzo turned and panicked. He lifted up Goku's head. " Are you alright??" he cooed looking at Goku's golden eyes.

He noticed that a sudden mischievous twinkle lit up in Goku's eyes. And he soon found himself swept off his feet, and being carried up by Goku.

" M-master?!?!" he stammered blushing.

Goku could only grin evilly at him. " Don't think I told you to look for an inn for nothing!!!" he laughed. " I wanted an inn, because." he broke off at this, and let out a sinister growl. " RROWR!!"

Sanzo realized what Goku meant, and smiled at him. " Oh master!!!" he said as he hugged Goku.

Goku grinned even harder as they reached their room. He fumbled with the keys a bit, he was still carrying Sanzo after all, and he unlocked the door.

He entered the room, and hung a sign from the doorway saying:

DO NOT DISTURB

Before smiling to his blushing Sanzo, and locked the door shut.

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Nyakaka.. You can pretty much guess what they did huh??

TBC

*extra editing done by Nikki.. original hard copy by Tanith!*

CHAPTER FOUR COMING SOON!!!!!!! ^______^