| A day in the life of my roommate, Jana |
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| Once upon a time, Jana and Garfield were best friends. |
| They played together, laughed together, had fun together. |
| One day, Garfield horribly, unforgivably betrayed Jana. He disclosed to her that if he could change his color he would pick purple, which was a swear word in Jana and Garfield's world. (In case you didn't know, purple is Jana's least favorite color.) |
| The verdict was death penalty. |
| The following are photos Jana took of herself while left to her own devices one lonely afternoon. The poor creature she is torturing is my favorite stuffed animal, Garfield! She has included a little story with the photos, with my input in parentheses. |