| Later in a day in the life of Jana... |
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| Garfield was a lazy butt. He sat around, did nothing, got real fat, and was a hot candidate for a good lunch. |
| Welcome to Jana's Cooking Corner! On today's menu is Garfield with Carrots a la Czech. The ingredients are: 1 Big, fat, stupid Garfield, 1 Bag of carrots. Directions: Place Garfield on ungreased pan. There's enough grease on Garfield to sufficiently grease it. Fry for five minutes, then add carrots. Cook until he stops meowing (!!!). |
| MMMMMMMM! It smells good! |
| Nutritional value: 1 serving. 1000 calories. 1 lb protein. 2 lbs fat. |
| Bon appetit! |