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[AP] Asinine Press To the Seattle Times reporter who couldn't find slams.. Penny will be joining Politically Incorrect taping in Seattle, March 16, 2001.  I f you don't see him on the panel, then you know that the restraining order was not Bill Maher being funny.  Writing Quotables: Bren T. Gunn: when I write as a girl though, I miss the vagania target completly .

Dear Penny, i ovulate like a sea cow. For some reason I'm swimming all alone. can you help?                   -mumblecursed Dear Cursed: When it rains, you'll finally get your flood damned. Be patient, laugh at things you think he thinks are funny, and show your tonsils often.                  -Penny

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To the Seattle Times reporter who couldn't find slams.. To the Seattle Times reporter who couldn't find slams.. perhaps you weren't invited more importantly, it is hard to find good Slams at Starbucks while the students play video games pretending to study the queers aren't writing They're doing the real studying the cops are talking in low tones of convention there's a Japanese delegation they want to be wanted but don't want to speak English they are their only friends The Starbucks on Olive looks just like the one in Tacoma not the one by the dome no the other one NO..the other, other one ... umm... no the other one To the Seattle Times reporter who couldn't find slams.. The Starbucks on Olive did have one identity offering George L. Carlwell died there last week when his body slammed the floor the needle went with him he was not chanced upon but rather systematically removed first the door lock with five push button chromo-printers then paramedics were called then the cops got up then the Japanese spoke English "crack head! deshyoooo" then the computer kids stole electricity returned to their games the queers made huge disgusted faces then they left walked two hundred feet south found the Coffee Messiah large poster: Slam on Monday grabbed a double headed mocha licked the cream left without listening. To the Seattle Times reporter who couldn't find slams.. perhaps you should write less, read more maybe you just weren't invited. ~AP~

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