Nov. 7, 2004

If we could all read minds, it would be so easy... It would also be no fun. I like how people are constantly wanting to let other people know what they think but never actually go out and say it. Sure, I am one of those people but I guess better judgment, or fear, or just a lack of balls keeps us from making complete fools of ourselves. Still, there are things to be said and they just get kept inside…
Browsing through the “I saw you..” section of the paper… it is amazing how many people actually think that a chance encounter will be realized on print for someone who just so happens to be reading the same paper…. Wishful thinking I guess…
This is how mine would read:
I saw you while you were getting into you car. You: stunning… Me: trying not to look stupid is I was getting wet from the rain. Obviously I am the one brilliant guy who forgot his umbrella. I think we had a real connection when you tried not to laugh your ass off at me… but when I looked at you with those pathetic eyes, you were cute as you grinned and shook your head… so if you think you would like some more laughs.. let me know… [email protected]
Hmmm, actually sounds like something I would send in…