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"no wonder you guys are'nt pitchers" - Jai Alai
"your throwing like a washwoman" - Jai Alai
"You're the crappiest bowling ball I ever saw in my whole life." - Human Bowling ball
"Who ever thought we'd be glad to see Russia?" - Gumball
"There's a fine line between bravery and stupidity" - The Matador
"You look like a bi-curious super hero in that mask" - Shark Hugs
"Please don't stand on the bridge, this is a important race." - Prostitute Boat race
"we're from birdorganisation BITCH. Birds In The City of Hollywood." - The bread Suite
"We killed Quack Quack!" - Duck Hunting
"I think there's some sausage in here." - Poo poo platter
"I feel pretty!" - Matador
"That's no wee ass, I gotta tell ya!" - High dive 2
"You look like you have Jimmy Durante's nose in your pants." - Shark hugs
"That's the only bush Ehren's been in in months." - Tandem Biking
"I'm about over the meat marinade" - Human BBQ
"I was awash in a sea of poo." - Poo cocktail
"Hey, is my ass burning?" - Human BBQ
"You were about five feet short of a ten feet jump?" - Roller jump
"Don't tell me to fuck off, say 'jackass!'" - Talking to parrot
"Ho ho holy shit!" - Santa colonic
"This isn't that homemade stuff...that love mayonnaise?" - Up in flames
"I feel like my eyes have gonorrhea!!!" - Self defense
"My garbage will fall out if I get any lower." - Sumo wrestling
"Do they carry any communicable diseases?" "No, they do not." "Steveo does" - Johnny Knoxville & Cricket guy Cricket Helmet
"That's the only bush
Ehren's been in in months." - Tandem Biking
"You guys are going to hate me an hour from now." "We hate you now." - Scott Potasnik and Jackass Promotional Countdown
"I have a full grown, semi-nude man bound with duct tape in my trunk and I was trying to get out to the desert to bury him. How do I get to 5 South?" - Directions
"I was awash in a sea of poo." - Poo
Cocktail
"Hey, is my ass burning?" - Human
Barbeque
"You were about five feet short of a ten
feet jump?" - Roller Jump
"How do you smell?" "Well, like
a damned skunk, how do you think I smell?" - The Skunk
"Come wash my back!" - Poo Cocktail
"I feel like my eyes have gonorreah!!!"
- Self Defense
"My garbage will fall out if I get any
lower." - Sumo Wrestling
"I think there's some sausage in here." - Poo Poo Platter
"What do you think of all these wankers coming in your country?" - gumball rally
"Hit him in the ding ding!"
"I'm about over the meat marinade"
"He pooed! He pooed his pants!"
there a big red truck in myanis
there is a little jack rustle terrier in myanis
"if your going to be dumb you gatta be tough"
"Would that stop any assailant?"
"That would stop a fucking freight train." - Self Defense
"I think there"s some sausage in here." -
Poo Poo Platter