"HELLO, FRANCISCO!" a woman's voice called from down the hall as the party of four got walked off of the plane. The flight had taken all day, it was already night time. The lady had long grey hair wrapped in a large bun on the back of her head. Her eyes were green, and she wore a long silver dress that had pink and yellow flowers wrapped all over it. She spoke in a phony voice as he walked over to her.
"Here we go," Francisco said as he continued to walk.
"What? Go what?" Chrissy asked.
"She's mean, I hate her," Francisco said, "She acts phony when I first come but an hour into the stay she's yelling. She's rich but she can be a b-."
"We got that. Why didn't you tell us?" Danny asked.
"Cause you wouldn't want to come," Francisco explained, "A-der?"
"Damn straight!" Allen groaned as he forced a smile on his face and followed Francisco over to the crazed aunt.
"MWAH! MWAH!" Francisco's aunt kissed Francisco on each cheek. He seriously had to work to keep the smile on his face. Danny hid a chuckle. Everyone else looked away
"It's been so long," his aunt moaned, as she pulled him into a hug. Francisco's smile dropped behind her. As she pulled him away, he forced it back on.
"Well, I guess we should get going, huh?" Francisco asked his aunt. She stared at him coldly. She nodded, and then turned on her heels and stormed off. She snapped her fingers as she threw her hand into the air. Danny looked at Francisco. That snap obviously meant for them to follow. Danny made a gagging face and waited for someone to go first. Everyone looked at Francisco, but he didn't seem to notice. Danny nudged him in the side, and he got the idea. He strolled after her, then Chrissy, then Danny, and lastly Allen. Wow...the fun was over that fast...
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"So, Francisco, how have you been doing since our last visit?" Francisco's aunt asked him.
"Pretty well," Francisco said, "I just got a role with Danny in-."
"I'm sorry to interrupt," Chrissy interrupted, "but what should I call you ma'am?"
"I do not believe I spoke to you. Wait your turn." Chrissy looked beaten and slumped against her seat in the stretch limo they were riding back to his aunt's mansion in.
His aunt falsely smiled at Francisco, "Continue, please."
"Er...I got a role in a new movie coming out. Me and Danny both got a role. Me as James, him as Ashley in the movie The Extreme Crew."
"Ah...Daniel? You play-,"
"Danny. My name is not Daniel. Danny. Daniel not my name. Danny."
"I see. Daniel, you play a female?" his aunt asked him, completely ignoring the lecture he just put her through.
"No...the guy's name is Ashley..." Danny said through gritted teeth.
"Ah..." his aunt said nonchalantly, and looked back at Francisco.
"Danny..." Danny said under his breath.
"Francisco...I'd like to know...how has your mom been?" his aunt asked him.
"Great. Like me," Francisco asked.
"What's for dinner, I'm starving," Allen said. Francisco's aunt pursed her lips together and looked at him.
"I do not know," she growled, "I do not cook!" Allen stared at her, and looked out the window.
"Auntie Emma?" Francisco said kindly.
"Yes?" she said falsely.
"What do you want them to call you?" Francisco asked her. She put her eyebrows together and glared at him.
"Miss Emma!" she said loudly. She looked away from them, obviously done talking.
"Er...Miss Emma?" Allen asked.
"Yes?" she said, slowly turning her head to him.
"How come we stopped in the middle of the street?" Allen questioned.
"However nice a question that is, I am not the driver so I would not know, would I?" she said, gritting her teeth together. Allen gave her a who-the-hell-you-think-you-talking-to face and looked at the driver's window, which was going down and the chauffeur was staring at them.
"Er..." he said, "We're in a bit of a-."
"Wobbly?" Danny asked in an Australian accent. Francisco's aunt cleared her throat.
"Yes, well, basically. The engine went out. We need some help." The chauffeur said.
"We'll go get some help!" Francisco volunteered. Miss Emma looked at him oddly, and shrugged.
"Very well." Instantly, Danny opened the door in the back of the limo and walked out, Allen, Chrissy, and Francisco following. Francisco closed the door and away they ran.
Danny gagged. "‘So Daniel, do tell me where you learned the Australian accent that I dislike.' She's a pain! Francisco, if we knew how bad this lady was we would NOT have come!"
"I know!" Chrissy complained as they walked past an alley.
"Man, you guys don't know the half of it," Francisco started. Before he could continue, they heard a shriek come from the alley. They stopped dead in their tracks.
"Now, I don't want to go see what that was," Allen said.
"I know," Chrissy said fearfully, "You just can't help but look." They all took a few steps back and gazed down the alley. A woman was slumped against the wall, a man on her neck moving his head, obviously kissing it. But she looked more in pain. Her eyes buldged from her head, her mouth was open wide, and she wasn't moving an inch.
"What's going on?" Francisco whispered to them.
"He's...biting her?" Chrissy guessed. He looked to be sucking on her neck.
"Ok, but...what, are you saying he's a vampire?" Allen muttered to them.
"I wouldn't be surprised!" Danny said a little louder than he'd hoped, "I told you those kind of things existed! But nobody would believe me!" The man stopped sucking, and slowly glanced over down the alley they were gazing through. They quickly moved, and hid alongside the building. No sounds of movement, however their was a chuckle from the man. They heard a crunch from the alley, and it was obvious the man had bit the woman again. They gazed back into the alley, and watched.
He released her and cut himself on the chest with a dagger that was in the hand they couldn't see. He put the woman's head on his chest as the blood dripped down his body, and forced her to lick it up, and suck on the wound. They watched in disgust. The vampire's neck snapped over to the end of the alley, the end they were gazing from. They gasped as the woman moved her head from his chest, and looked at them. Finally, they could see the faces.
Both of their faces were tight, their eyebrows overcrowded in the middle of their heads as they skin pushed toward the middle. Their noses were rather large, and their eyes were yellow. The fangs hung an inch or two from their top mandible, showing their rage. They hissed at the 4. Chrissy screamed. Before the vampires could attack, the four of them turned on their heels and sprinted toward the limo. Miss Emma stepped out with a smirk on her face.
"He got the limo running again, we're leaving," she said as they came closer. Francisco dived in the limo, even though his aunt was still pretty near the door. His friends did the same, and with a hooch of annoyance, she hopped in a well. Just as the vampires, now normal faced and looking passionately in love, came out of the alley, walking down the street. The limo pulled off just as Allen slammed the door shut.