| STATS | EDGES |
| Pace: 8 | Arcane Background: Mad Scientist |
| Size: 6 | Belongin's: New Moon Saloon (5) |
| Wind: 14 | Belongin's: Velocipede (2) |
| Grit: 0 | Fleet-Footed (2) |
| Esteem: 5 | Friends in High Places: Wise Cloud (?) |
| Mechanically-Inclined | |
| BLUEPRINTS | Purty |
| Necroscopic Interrogation Helmet, donated to Collegium | Tenure (1) |
| Water Purifier (reliability=18, one gallon/hour/ounce) | |
| HINDRANCES | |
| LOCO (each is a -4 Hindrance) | Impulsive |
| Delusion: Martians are invading ala Body Snatchers | Intolerance: Wealthy People (-1) |
| Delusion: British people are Martians | Self-Righteous |
| Delusion: Potatoes are Martian "eggs" | |
| Delusion: Tombstone Epitaph is Martian propoganda | |
| Paranoia | |
| Phobia, Major: British people & customs | |
| Phobia, Major: Playing cards | |
| Phobia, Major: Vegetables that aren't green |