Featuring Fat Mat and the Poon Crew
FUNKMASTAH D:
Yo foo! Lemme break it down for ya!
I'm so short but I still get tons of poon
Cuz when I'm out poonin with the crew
there ain't nothin can stop us
We raped some poon today, but noone can cop us!
When I bust out my 3 inch cock
all the poons get wet
let's do it doggystyle
and afterwards you'll need a trip to the vet! OH!
G SPOT:
I been layin down beats since I was 12
I threw away my bible, probably goin to hell!
But it's worth it to get all that motherfuckin poon
Fuck the church, you should try it too!
Cuz when the kings around it's just us and the poon
We're sure to succeed when we're poonin with the crew!
KING POON:
I was out with the crew today I'm like
Take a look at that bitch!
That's one motherfuckin ride
I'd like to hitch
And Fat Mat's like "yo I'ma eat her for dinner"
and I'm like yo fatty, you'd get more poon if you were thinner
FAT MAT:
Hey King Poon what's all this shit about me bein fat?
I'm athletically fat, and I'm quick as a cat
When I lay my poon down, bring out the first course
cuz Fat Mat needs some food in him before he poons any more
Fuck this rap shit and fuck you too
Cuz I'm gona go out poonin with the crew
Feat. Dr. Poon
My girl came up to me the other day
she's like I need to go get my poon checked out
I'm like Girl You're out of your mind, what am I supposed to say?
I'm thinking her poon don't need to be out and about
I'm like Fuck the gynecologist, because girl you see,
I'm the only poon doctor you'll ever need
DR POON
Yo King Poon I'ma be straight up
I need yo girl's money and I do give a fuck
I'm awful bi-curious so I need to check some poon
Once I get at her she'll be howling at the moon
So lemme put it to you this way king P
How bout we double team her, jus you and me
We'll poon her over once, and the 2nd time gets added to her bill
Cuz thats what poon doctaz is all about
Gettin cash, poon and thrills
KING POON
I like the way you think Docta but you forgot one thing
She's my fuckin poon and only I make her sing
I made her hit a high G note last night
When we were through the covers were stained white
So girl don't listen to her and listen to me
I'm the only poon doctor you'll ever need
featuring the Poon Crew and Fat Mat
Hey bitch do you mind If I pump it?
Can I pump my poon juice all over you?
Baby can I pump it?
You can pump some onto me too
SO lemme pump it in the middle
And pump it in the front
Ill pump it on your titties
And pump it up your butt
Let me pump my poon juice!
FUNKMASTAH D
Yo I maybe short but im loaded with juice
I spray it in gallons, and gallons by two
I'm like pump in the pussy
Pump in the poon
Ill feed you my poon juice by the bottle, by the spoon
FAT MAT
YO G Spot You know I lay it down like this
I spray the poon juice like it's swiss miss
I eat more than you
Get more poon than you
And fuck you G you know it's true
I spray my juice on my taco, spray some on my BLT
'Cuz G spot you'll never spray as much poon juice as me
G SPOT
Yo fatass lemme tell you what it's all about
When I'm sprayin my poon juice, your girl thinks there's a drought
'Cuz compared to you I'm pumpin ten fold the juice
I'm pumpin more poon than you too'
How bout this fatty, You go poon your dog
Cuz aint noone gonna stop me when im whackin the log
You're shootin 2 gallons, well then im shootin 12
'Cuz fatty's just cant cut it they aint got nothin on you
Especially when G Spot starts to shoot his juice