featuring Lil' Jon
This songs to my girlfriend. I love you baby....You're everything to me.
A one a two, a one two three four...
POON MOTHER FUCKAZ!!! (MOTHER FUCKAZ!)
UH! I remember when I met you at that car show!
I was out with ma crew pickin up hoes!
Then in the crowd girl I saw you
You looked like the holder of a mighty fine poon
So I laid on my bling and it was off I go
This bitch better be a good cook and have some dough
Cuz King Poon don't roll with no trashy chicks
And only on occasions chicks with dicks! Uh!
Chorus:
I love you so much girl
But I don't really love you
I love you so much girl
Most of all I love yo poon! Yo!
I walked up to ya bitch I'm like "Hand ova yo poon!"
Then you said No So I got some of my goons
They pounded your face in, Used a pipe to smash yo knees
Then you surrendered girl now you're with me!
You're ma poon now bitch!
Chorus
LIL JON:
YEAH! WHAT! POON! YEAH! OK! POON! KING POON!
UH! WHAT! YEAH! UH HUH! no... YEAH! POON!
Chorus
Chorus:
YO! I pledge allegiance to the poon
of the united states of america
and to the poon for which it stands
tons of poon, under king poon
indivisible with liberty and poon for all!
Yo America home of the brave and free
and best of all it's the home of poon for you and me
Big fatass nigger poon
Petit white girl poon
Poon so loose you'd think it was the moon!
Poon from all over the world
Mexican, Asian, even Martian
I swing from poon to poon like I'm fuckin Tarzan
Chorus
So let's give it up for the red white and poon
I been eatin poon since I was a baby
fed poon by a spoon!
Sucked my momma's tits and even got some poon from her
now when I see mama we don't even speak a word
It's just off with yo clothes fatass gimme yo poon!
Fuck yea, it's the poon of the red white and blue
Chorus
feat. Eminem and Sir Thinks He's Black
Hey Niggers of the world! I have a dream!
When wiggers and niggers can live together as one!
And light up together, and eat poon together!
Yo bitches and ho's I may look white
but look a bit deeper and you'll soon find the light
I'm an uht oh oreo cuz inside im black
and all the whiteys who say otherwise can lick my crack
Cuz white is only skin deep.
But nigger is forever my race
I'm black at the heart but white on the face
I'm so black I eat the poon
til liquid gushes out of your womb yo!
EMINEM:
Yo I'm pissed off from y'all callin me white
Me and 50 cent gonna kill yo fuckin wife
call me white again cracker I dare you to
I'll knock your head open and slit your throat with some screws
SIR THINKS HE'S BLACK :
Yo I ain't white crackers so shut the fuck up!
I saw your wife down at the pub!
I banged her once then I banged her poon twice
Her poon's pretty red you might wanna treat it with some ice BITCH!
Chorus
I know you think I don't love you girl But you are so wrong
I love it when you bust your tight ass out of your thong
Let's share a bed tonight, and I'm not talkin me and you
cuz tonight it's just gonna be me. It's just me and your poon
Oh baby I need you
Oh baby I'll eat you
with some BBQ sauce
your ass would taste like 5 star food
But tonight it's just me. It's just me and your poon
FAT MAT:
Yo baby, make me dinner baby
make me a fuckin 10 course meal baby
I'll eat some pizzas and For you I'll eat out
I'm not fat im just a tad stout
Uh! I ate 7 salami subs yesterday
That's shit that was just for a snack anyways
I ate 47 poons and 63 steaks
I ate an entire cow then dinner without any breaks
I'll eat your poon if you make me some pasta
and while you're at it make me some soup
Cuz tonight girl, It's just the king and your poon
KING POON:
This is for all those lonely girls out there is it me you seek?
come to my house and you won't shit right for a week
I'll hack your pussy with a wrench and I'll make you bleed foo!
Cuz tonight it's just me.It's just me and your poon...
Feat. Fat Mat
I get more poon in a day than you get in a month
Uh! Got yo momma locked in my trunk
Liberty and justice and poon for all
Now get on yo knees bitch and lick my balls
FAT MAT ENTERS RAP:
Yo I already ate 7 subs and its still not even lunch time
I've eaten 4 steaks while spittin these rhymes
I haven't taken a shit in a while yo since last March
Y'all betta watch yo back cuz any day now I might just fart
That reminds me, I'm makin some strawberry tarts
Uh fuck that rap shit im all for layin beats
Uh now if you'll excuse me I need to marinade my meat
Poon comes back:
Yo bitches be bitchin and niggas be fa real
When I pooned yo mamma i really made her squeal
Squealed like a pig when I banged her with my donkey
So fuck you bitches! And fuck you honky!