| Eventually Guy goes for the Porn Star. So Guy figures he needs to learn some sexy moves and possitsions. "Where could I go to find out the information I need for then carreer I want to persue?" Guy asked himself. Well guy began making a list of resources- Library, Internet, Mom, Clubs, phone sex hotline from the back page of his play boy magazine. Guy decieds that going to a library would be inbarasing and he doubts that the library has 'kinky' facts of life books. That leaves him with the internet, Mom, Clubs, and phone sex 900 numbers. Now the internet asks for credit card numbers useually as proof of age, being that his family is so fucked up his parents don't own a credit card and he doesn't either. Now this leaves 3 options Mom, Clubs and 900 numbers. 900 numbers doen't seem to useful to Guy becuase his phone doesn't have a 9 button because the phone got in the way of one of his dad's drunken rages and now the 9 button doesn't work. So he could either go out to the Clubs and hope to get lucky or ask his mom. What should Guy do? |