"Mommy!" Guy yells from his room (I know what your thinking, Man this guy's a loser he calls his mother mommy, why couldn't I get control over someone else.) Anyways his mother doesn't reply so he beings searching the delapitated house for her. But the first person he see's isn't who he wanted to see. It's his Father. His father begins questioning him about what happend to the vodka and jack. But Guy doesn't want to tell him that he planned on drinking it later and hands over the 2 half gone bottles to his father who is to drunk allready to know that his son had the bottles and casually passes out. So Guy takes back the vodka and continues searching for his mommy. He finds her in the living room watching static (you know the channel that doesn't come in so it's just black and white with that annoying schhhhhh...... sound). "Hi mom what's up?" he asks her cassualy. She begins going off about how intresting this debate on TV is and how the president is wearing a chicken suit and wants the Russians to teach the cows to read latin. "Wow mom" he replies "That's intresting but I was thinking about my future and I think I want to be a porn star when I grow up and I was wondering if you could give me some pointer as to what to exspect and all that."
"Well son if you want to jump off the roof of the city then i'm behind you all the way I just want you to know that me and your father love you very much and we'll allways....." Guy know what this will turn into you've heard it a thousand times yaddada... yaddada... i know that i haven't been much of a mom.... blah blah blah... but just to let you know that I don't want you getting pregnant..... blah blah..... when i met your father... blah blah.... I should have done this and that..... please forgive me.... blah blah blah... So Guy decieds that he should go to the clubs anyways. |
