[The Battle Hymn of the Republic]
It will keep you safe, that�s something Tom Ridge had just surmised,
And suddenly they�d all begin to ignore all our cries,
This is insanity!
Glory! Glory! Get some duct tape!
Our economy is in horrid shape,
Help the country, you will be safe,
When you are paranoid!
You can�t go do anything �cause it�s code orange today,
When it�s yellow, give the kids gas masks so they can go and play,
And it�s only on the green days, I will go out and say,
Kids are outside today!
Glory! Glory! Get some duct tape!
Our economy is in horrid shape,
Help the country, you will be safe,
When you are paranoid!
When I go to the airport the line extends far away,
In Washington security lines go through downtown LA,
But however this security didn�t really pay,
I�ve brought my nail clippers!
Glory! Glory! Get some duct tape!
Our economy is in horrid shape
Help the country, you will be safe
When you are paranoid!
And when I clipped my nails a flight attendant would go scream,
�This guy�s got a weapon, violence he�d cause would be extreme!",
And in prison they would treat me worse than anything you�ve seen,
Death row�s food�s inhumane!
Glory! Glory! Get some duct tape!
Our economy is in horrid shape
Help the country, you will be safe
When you are paranoid!
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