| CUSTOMER SATISFACTION SURVEY HELP US HELP YOU HAVE A MORE PLEASANT KARLA EXPERIENCE |
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| . In order to assist Karla in her ongoing quest for quality control, please email the answers to the following to Karla. If you don't know her email address...well you probably shouldn't even be looking at this. |
| Section One: Background First Question: Does this woman look familiar? a) kinda b) not at all c) I think I've seen her naked Next Question: Have you seen Karla naked? a) gawd no! b) hell yeah! c) saw the pic on the Lovehammers website Relationships: I know Karla because... a) I work with her b) I'm friends with her c) I nailed her The last time you saw Karla was she drunk or sober? a) drunk b) really drunk c) Karla's sober sometimes? The last time you hung out with Karla was she... a) enjoying a cocktail and discussing the state of music today at the Elbo Room b) trying to pick someone up at the Elbo Room c) trying to pick YOU up at the Elbo Room d) falling down Tangent: The habit of creating really involved websites when you've got too much time on your hands is... a) endearing b) annoying c) get a fucking life Karla Hmm, speaking of "fucking life"...were you aware our girl here recently swore off drunken, casual sex? a) yes, I'm very proud b) yes, I'm very disappointed c) no fucking way So why we're at it...On to Section Two: SEX Do you have Carnal Knowledge of Karla? a) yeppers b) not yet, but the night's still young c) not like I'm gonna admit it If you answered b), you can pretty much go back to surfing the web now. If not, click the condom to complete the Customer Satisfaction Survey! If you didn't answer b), but you just want to see exactly how humiliating Karla's life can be, click on the condom. |
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