| Section Two: Yep, I banged 'er (con't) We did it... a) after several weeks of courtship that culminated in a tender night of making love b) when she was drunk c) when I was drunk After you "Did The Deed" Karla... a) mumbled something non-committal and left/asked you to leave b) asked for your phone number (that means she likes you!) c) threw up in shame After you "Did The Deed" YOU... a) mumbled something non-committal and snuck out/kicked her out b) asked for her phone number (not that you were gonna call or anything. Bastard) c) threw up in shame Section Three: The Act and The Aftermath You used a condom right? a) yes Was your world rocked? a) yeah, sure b) well, that thing she can do is pretty cool c) she passed out Was her world rocked? a) baby, her ears are still ringing b) I'm pretty sure (that means "no" fucker!) c) she passed out Afterwards did you engage in any of the following: a) cuddling b) awkward small talk c) bragging d) dating If d), skip to Section Four, if not d), why not? a) dude, she's a fucking slut b) she wouldn't return my calls c) I'm already getting played on Local 101 Section Four: So You've Actually Dated Karla? So...You've actually dated Karla? a) hey, she's an interesting girl with a lot of hopes and dreams b) I counted the morning sex the next day as a date c) well, I wasn't getting played on Local 101... Why aren't you dating her now? a) turned out she wasn't that interesting and her hopes and dreams suck b) fell in/back in love with someone else/my ex-wife c) I'm gay now...thank you Karla! d) c'mon, the girl is obviously destined to die alone e) I dunno, I just had a lot of stuff going on f) dude, she's a fucking slut g) She really wasn't gonna get me played on Local 101, was she? |
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