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| King Kong Or Commode Choker Poo:- This one is so big that you know it won't go down the pan unless you break it up into smaller chunks. A wire coathanger works well. This kind of poo usually happens at somebody else's house. Wet Cheeks Poo:- This poo hits the water sideways and makes a BIG splash that gets you all wet. Wish Poo:- You sit there all cramped up and fart a coupe of times, but no poo. Cement Block Poo:- (usually with extra blue metal). You wish you'd gotten a spinal block before you pooed. Snake Poo:- This poo is fairly soft in texture, about as thick as your thumb and at least 3 feet long. Beer, Drunk And Meat Pie Poo:- This happens the day after the night before. Normally your poo doesn't smell too bad, but this one is B.A.D.Usually this one happens at somebody else's home and there is someone standing outside waiting to use the toilet. Indian Food Poo:- (also called Screamers). You know it's alright to eat again when your bum stops burning. The Chinese Poo:- Half an hour after having one you need to go again. The Explosive Poo: It takes speacial preparation for this poo, usually a combination of beans, potatoes, and bran. It blasts out like a flame thrower, and leaves a spray about the toilet bowl. |
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