After all said and done Christ made a mighty fine 'project 
leader' who started out as a Lord and wound up as a God, 
for the sake of Religion.
- He was short a few creative Think Tanks.

Fed fuel to 'Satan's fire', the Sun, and held up his arms 
for 24 hours against Satan (crossing him off his list of 
Christians), 'work-a-holic', and quenched the Earth with 
ice and water, and trees waving in the breeze. 
- trees: the OFF & ON switch for oxygen or carbon dioxide!
- moon: our time limit: approaching Earth 1 foot per year!

Down stripe 1, when he discovered that he couldn't 
rely on his motley crew 'Adam & Eve', who barely had 
enough IQ to locate and defeat Satan in the 'Garden of 
Eden'. She really pulled off a fast one! No wonder Adam 
covered himself with a banana leaf!
- Lord God.

Down another stripe 2, when John, who "Wasn't fit to kiss 
his feet", baptised him, thus adopting Religion.
- God.

Down another stripe 3, when he was forced to suffer the 
Ressurrection at the hands of Pontious Pilat & Judas, 
because of bad fortunetelling, but makes it back into 
Heaven.
- back in his comfy den with trophies that look like little 
   church buildings and cathederals.
- content to hold meetings with his <Angels behind closed 
   doors!
- Holy Ghost?

Now Religion is faced with supplying a replacement for 
the "2nd Comming" or frame a Lord for having behaved 
like an Angel with an Angel door and perhaps saving 
Satan in the process.
- as if he left for a five-minute-Angel-coffee-break.

It was Ahab that threatened to destroy a city unless 
he found 10 religious people. 
- Lot witnessed its demise and died on the spot for 
beeing nosy.

Can you imagine Heaven opening up and threatening 
Earth's demise unless Religion has 10 likely candidates 
to replace Christ as the "2nd Comming". 
- to take over the HELM of the ship, a new 'project 
   leader', as a Lord and not as a God!
- the parking lights of meteors whichh hhit and bombarded 
   Jupiter is a good example or WARNING!
- there should be plenty of reincarnaateed scientists wil-
   ling to take the job!
- actors like Bruce Willis could easily fill this spot, but 
   are they lost Angels, wanting to be a Lord like Satan;
   but whose going to care during the Holocaust.

The problem is that your Angels, Reverands, Fathers, and 
Pastors are doing such a good job of saving Angels that 
they've forgotten to look for a replacement, but Heaven 
will wake them up sooner or later with another poser, 
"Have you got 10 likely replacements?".
- or do you want a 'GOD' to turn into an ANGEL!

After all, all the flunked Angels, who didn't make it thru the 
door on the 2nd comming, will say in unison, "I'm LORD!".
- or was that the PLAN all along!
- any REVEREND without CONFIRMED should be fired for 
   not trying to get a raise in HEAVEN!