| Welcome to the Continuing Saga of |
| As the Tummy Turns! |
 |
| 10/13/04 Last we left off, out heroine thought she may have met the man her Tarot reader keeps telling her about - has she? Okay, here's the deal...I am just as clueless as you are! Right now, I am just going to kick back and enjoy life and not worry about who is doing what with who. Paul and I have decided we can't be "just friends" because, as I was warned years ago before I even got involved with him, Paul can't be "just friends" with a woman. He wants privileges. I say uh-uh, no way, not gonna happen! I miss him already, but I know it is for the best. Too many guys have felt threatened by our friendship, afraid that I would eventually go back to him. I wish him the best - I really do! However, I am sure my nearest and dearest are soooooo relieved to hear that!! As if I would ever have gotten back with him - give me a little credit! Or at least, a little more credit than that! So, due to politics - personal and presidential - the tummy has been turning like a dryer! A dear friend of mine has informed me that he loves me; but realizes that he is too old for me (fiftysomething). I never said I had an age limit; he just assumed it...which was good, because I would otherwise have to tell him that he didn't stand a chance with me for reasons other than age... Okay, speaking of age I am turning back the clock with these really awesome skin cremes from Avon...not that I have cellulite or a saggy bust (oh, gross! Just the words "saggy bust" are enough to make me hurl!!!), but it is never too early to worry about this stuff! Plus, it leaves my skin as soft as a baby's! I mean, seriously, you wanna know what makes the tummy turn? Other than the phrase "saggy bust"? (EEEEWWW!) I was looking in the mirror the other day and realized that I am starting to show signs of age! I still look like I am in my mid-twenties; but when I was in my mid-twenties, I looked about 17. That, and I thought I saw a gray hair, but it turns out it was just a very light blonde one...whew! Okay, so here is the plan:I have decided, after a tumultuous year, that I am ready to start dating again! However, I have absolutely no one in mind - at least, no one who is available! Plenty of off-limits guys in mind, but that is another story.... which means it looks like I will be single for a while, and these updates are going to be pretty boring. Of course, the LAST time I said that more excitement than one woman can handle flew through my door and took me on a whirlwind tour of Margaritaville...so who knows? I'll bet Thorne does...time for a Tarot reading! Is Miss Kimmie as "clueless" as she claims to be? Or is she hiding information? And is she really aging? Or is she just being paranoid? [Ed. Note: Paranoid. Dorian Grey has nothing on her!] What will Thorne's latest reading reveal? And is Paul really gone for good - or will he come sniffing around again in a few weeks, as he is wont to do? Stay turned for the answers to these and other exciting questions in the next episode of our saga, As the Tummy Turns! |