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| Last we left off, Miss Kimmie claimed that she was "so over" Mystery Man - but is she really? Okay, okay, so I'm not! But he has such a cute butt! Anyway, I went to see Thorne last night (he�s my tarot reader at The Silver Dragon), and he told me that I am going to meet some rich older dude from New Hampshire that is going to want me to move up there with him. The freaky part is, Thorne is ALWAYS right. The freakier thing is, I DO know some rich older dude from New Hampshire (a few, actually) who would love for me to move up there with them. However, I am giving up on men for now� I�m sick of men who are constantly looking to borrow money, my car, etc. I have decided that if God wants me to be with someone he will drop onto my path a smart, educated, funny, financially stable, cute, spontaneous, daring, original, eclectic man who has the time and emotional stability to have a girlfriend, and who likes football and hockey as much as I do. Oh yeah, I believe his name was Michael, aka Mr. �I�m leaving her, really, just be patient with me��Okay, back to my original plan of giving up men for now� In other news, and I realize that those of you who are only interested in my love life are tuning out right about now (Bahij and Cindy!!!)...Oh, wait a minute! Wow! A Toby Keith song is on the radio! Which reminds me, I had the weirdest dream last night!! I dreamed that I was karoke-ing �Delta Dawn� with Toby Keith at my brother�s ordination after-party party (yes, my family parties a lot!). I don�t even know all the lyrics to that song! And I hate karaoke! I was also holding a baby boy that someone told me was mine, even though I don�t have kids and have no plans of having any soon (remember, I am swearing off men!)�Does anyone do dream interpretation besides me? �Cause that is just FREAKY! Oh, well...it could have been worse. At least Toby Keith is hot...for a guy with a mullet. [Editor''s Note: For those of you who don't know who Toby Keith is, he's the country singer that does the 10-10-220 commercials with Alf and Terry Glenn]. Will Miss Kimmie have Toby Keith's baby? Will Mystery Man really, truly get the boot? And will Miss Kimmie have any luck in meeting the man of her dreams - and will he be from New Hampshire? Find out on the next exciting episode of As the Tummy Turns! |
| 9/20/04 Last we left, our heroine was waiting on news of some older guy that Thorne told her she was to meet...and she was having strange dreams about karaoke-ing with country star Toby Keith... Okay, just a quick update today...I may have met the dude that Thorne was telling me about - I'm gonna have to wait and see, which means you will have to wait as well! !!!!!!!!!!!!! Has Miss Kimmie finally met her soul mate? Will Cindy stick around to meet him? Find out on the next exciting episode of As the Tummy Turns! Editor's Note: What do you think of the new background? |