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| KMan1313's ~Quotes~ |
| Friends Friends are people you call to get you out of jail. Good friends are those sitting nect to you in the cell, saying "DAMN that was fun!" -- Credit Ashley Scriefer Friends help you move ... good friends help you move the body. -- Credit Timmy Butler |
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| The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So, why bother to learn at all??? |
| eye souport publik educashun. hokt on foniks werkt 4 me kant u tel?!? |
| I do whatever the Voices tell me to do. And don't worry, I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy ever single minute of it! (Besides, you're just jealous that the Voices talk to me!!! |
| Love thy neighbor. Just don't get caught!!! |
| If God wanted me otherwise, He would have created me otherwise. --Goethe |
| Fly who sits on toilet seat gets pissed off. --Anonymous Man who lives in glass house should dress in basemend. --Anonymous If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would ever get done. --Kyle Jablow A day withouth sun is like, you know, night. --Anonymous OLDSMOBILE - Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Irritatingly Late Everyday. --Anonymous I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position. --Mark Twain |
| There is nothing on earth more prized than true friendship. --St. Thomas Aquinas |
| One way to evaluate your own reputation is to think about what would be said of you at your eulogy. --Brian Koslow |
| last updated 10-23-01 |
| I hate wearing turtle necks. It's like having a weak-ass guy try to strangle you all day. |
| "Accept that all of us can be hurt, that all of us can -- and surely at times - fail. Other vulnerabilities, like being embarrassed or risking love, can be terrifying, too. I think we should follow a simple rule: if we can take the worst, take the risk. --Dr. Joyce Brothers |
| "You have to count on living every single day in a way you believe will make you feel good about your life - so that if it were over tomorrow, you'd be content with yourself. --Jane Seymour |
| "You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there." --Yogi Berra |
| "I read somewhere that there is actually a program called 'Microsoft Works.' Isn't that kind of an oxymoron?" --James Ballot |
| Why is it that girls always look at the guys that ignore them and ignore the guys that look at them? |
| "Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same thing. --Oscar Wilde |
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| "Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didnt have to hear about the way his mother cooked." --Kimberely Broyles |
| Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap the mother fucker in the head. --Credit Danielle Wilson |