SLOGANS FOR WOMENS' T-SHIRTS!
1. So many men, so few who can afford me.
2. God made us sisters; Prozac made us friends
3. If they don't have chocolate in heaven, I ain't goin'!
4. At my age, I've seen it all, done it all, heard it all...
I just can't remember it all...
5. My Mother is a travel agent for Guilt Trips
6. Princess, having had sufficient experience with Princes,
seeks FROG!
7. Coffee, chocolate, men... Some things are just better RICH!
8. Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen.
9. If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen!
10. Dinner ready when the smoke alarm goes off.
11. It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.
12. I'm out of estrogen - and I have a gun!
13. Guys have feelings too. But, like, who cares?
14. Next mood swing: 6 Minutes
15. I hate everybody... and you're next!
16. And your point is...?
17. I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.
18. Warning: I have an attitude & I know how to use it
19. Of course I don't look busy: I did it right the FIRST time!
20. Do NOT start with me - you will NOT win!
21. YOu have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP!
22. All stressed out & no one to choke...
23. I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.
24. How can I miss you if you won't go away?
25. Sorry if I looked interested... I'm not.
26. If we are what we eat: I'm fast, cheap, & easy!
27. Don't upset me! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
