THE BENEFITS OF BEING A WOMAN!
We got off the Titanic first
We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses
We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
We can cry and get out of speeding tickets
We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game...
Taxis stop for us
We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing!
Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies...
you get the picture (no offense, fellas!)
New lipstick can give us a whole new outlook on life
No fashion faux-pas we commit could ever rival The Speedo...
We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves... or our buddies
If we forget to shave, no one has to know
We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her butt...
If we're dumb, some people will find it cute
We have the ability to dress ourselves . . . well!
We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked
Sometimes, chocolate really can solve all one's problems!
If we marry someone 20 years our junior, we're aware that we look like an idiot
We'll never regret piercing our ears...
We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes
And...
We'll never discover we've been duped by a Wonderbra!
Send this to 5 Bright, Witty Women you know and Make Their Day!
