| MoBiLe MsG's 2 |
| Life is like a dick....when it's hard FUCK IT! |
| I met this prostitute that charges by the inch. She's no good 4 me but she'd b a cheap fuck 4 u! |
| Q) What does a peroxide blond and a jumbo jet have in common? A) A black box |
| If we were both squirrels would u play wif my nuts???? |
| Lets play titanic....when i say iceberg u go down! |
| Who wants 2 b a $millionare$ Lets play? Q) nobody likes u cuz u r a: A) bitch B) skank C) whore D) slut Phone a friend? Ring me...i'll tell u! |
| Why do cows look so depressed when being milked? Well, if sum1 woke u up early, rubbed your tits 4 2 hours and didn't fuck u, u'd b pissed off too! |
| 2 4 6 8 feeling horney cant wait 1 3 5 9 want ur body next 2 mine ABCD cum and lay on top of me UVWX call me when u feel like sex! |
| We will now upgrade ur sex life, please wait.........searching........still saerching........ERROR: No sex life found, sorry! if you want one call me on (PUT IN UR FONE NUMBA) |