| MoBiLe MsG's |
| *NEWSFLASH* scientists have made a breakthrough and discovered that the female gender carry intelligent cells. Unfortunately 95% of them spit it out. |
| *NEWSFLASH* an independant study has proven that those who have a bad sex life abd are crap in bed are reading this msg in their right hand. |
| *NEWSFLASH* snow white has been chucked out of disney land.She was reported to have pulled up her skirt, sat on pinocchio's face and shouted "LIE BARSTED LIE" |
| Some day you may lose ur hair. U may lose ur teeth, ur money and even lose ur mind....but 1 thing u will never lose is ur good looks cuz u can't lose what u don't have! |
| What's rough n hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside. It starts with a C ends in T and has a U and N in it?....Answer- a coconut u pervert. |
| At 1st a nibble- a slow and tempting lick. I suck and munch my liquid lunch and then i swallow quick! CADBURYS CREAM EGG HOW DO U EAT UR'S? |
| Girls r like phones. We like to b held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll b disconected. |
| A train is about to crash! A frantic virgin strips of and says "can ne1 make me feel like a woman b4 i die?" So a man takes off his clothes and says "iron these!" |
| Y MEN R LIKE COMPUTERS: 1) there useless till u turn them on. 2) they have lots of data but r still clueless.3) as soon as you pick 1 a better model cums on the market! |
| Today it's cool to have small cars and small phones. Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too....then my friend u will b THE MAN! |
| Why do women have orgasims during sex???? It gives them sumthing to moan about when they are fucking enjoying themselves. |
| If you had sex 356 times in 12 months and u melted down the condoms to make a tyre, what would u call it?........A FUCKING GOOD YEAR! |
| Telstra mobile regrets to inform u that the network has gone down on every1 but u. We regret to inform u that no one would go down on u.....not even a network. |
| I asked god 4 a flower and he gave me a garden. I asked god 4 a tree and he gave me a forest. I asked god 4 a cunt and he gave me ur numba. |
| Old mother hubbard wen to the cupboard to fetch her poor dog a bone. But when she bent over Rover took over and gave her a bone of his own! |
| A jelly baby goes to the doctor and says "Doctor i've got aids" Doctor replys "U can't have aids ur a jelly baby" Jelly baby says "yes, but doctor i've been shagging allsorts! |
| A blond girl has a car crash and an ambulance arrives. The parramadic asks "How many fingers have i got up?" the blond replies "Oh shit! I think i'm paralised too. |
| Bad wolf told red riding hood "lift up ur top so i can suck ur tits" "NO" she says lifting up her skirt...."Eat me like the book says!" |