As Reader's Digest puts it- Laughter is the best medicine. Jokes sometimes might be a good source to provide you with a mouthful of laughter. Almost all the characters in the following jokes come from my region of the world, that is, South Asia. For the convenience of international visitors, I've changed their names accordingly.
Note: Some of
the jokes contain violence, and hence may not be suitable
for kids (just kidding)!
An Alaskan couple was delighted when
finally their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The adoption center
called and told them they had a wonderful Russian baby boy, and the couple
took him without hesitation. On the way from adoption center,they stopped
by the local college so that each could enroll in night courses. After
they filled out the form, the registration clerk inquired, " What ever
possed you to study Russian?" Both of them echoed proudly," We just adopted
a Russian baby and in a year or so we'll start to talk. We just want to
be able to understand him."
Once a wary scientist was travelling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave
a guy sitting opposite to him in the train 20 dollars to wake him up when
the station comes. This guy was a barber, and he felt that for that amount,
that old fellow deserved more service. So, when the scientist fell asleep,
the barber quitely saved off his beard. When the station came, the scientist
was woken up, and went home. Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and
suddenly screamed when he looked at the mirror. Said his wife," Hey, what's
the matter, who's yelling there?" Replied he," That guy turns to be a traitor,
he took my money and asked somebody else to wake up."
It was during a basketball match between Chicago Bulls and Utah Jazz that
Roul bet $500 for Utah Jazz with his friend and lost. In fact
out of that sum, he lost $300 when the match was livecast and another 200
in highlights.
Three guys, Tom, Dick and Harry, are taken to London
to test a newly built lie detector. Tom brags," I think I
can empty 20 bottles of beer at once." BUZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.
" Allright, 10 bottles." And the machine is silent. Now comes Dick," I think I
can eat fifteen hamburgers." BUZZZZZ, goes the detector.
" Ok, ok, only eight." The machine is silent. Finally comes Harry and says, " I
think...." BUZZZZZZ......
Abdul and Ibrahim got fed up with the US role during Gulf War, and hence
decided to blow out the Pentagon. They got two bombs, put them in a suitcase
in the front seat of their car and set off. One asks the other," What happens
if the bombs blast off right away?" The other says," Don't worry. I have
a spare bomb in the back seat."
BMW cars were having back mounted engines earlier. Our Antonio purchased
a new BMW and was flying back to home very happily. In the way the car
broke down. He came out of the car and opened the bonnet, trying to fix
up the problem. Immediately he found out something strange and began sweating.
By that time, Roberto came by that way and saw our Antonio totally confused
and sweating, trying to search something inside the bonnet, and asked him
what was the matter. Antonio said," The BMW people made me fool. They have
given me the car without any engine inside." Roberto soothed," Don't worry.
I've one spare engine in the back of my BMW. You can take that."
Teacher: How do you differentiate good girls with party girls?
Student: I think there is only marginal difference. Good girls go out of
home, go back home and go to bed. Party girls go out of home, go to bed
and go back home.
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