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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ï Current Issues 2001 ð ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COYOTE NEWS
VOLUME I ISSUE II Geah-onh heen-ohn mah (make a note of it, remember it). One time Sayne-day wanted a pet, he
couldn’t find a tsay-goon (they were made lunch for the people). So Sayne-day had to get a coyote for a
pet. That coyote was really smart, he
amazed Sayne-day of what he could do, and how smart he was, only thing he
wouldn’t stop talking, so Sayne-day name him, “Townh-hawp” (talk a lot). TALE SWITCHING: In the here and now; Coyote listens
to all the wildly different tales of the status of the tribe, just shakes his
head, and put everything back in perspective. Picks up the pen and go at it with the tall tales. “Talks
a Lot.” HON-DAY GEAH ZALE-BAY, when coyote hears the beat drop
from the drum and the K-tunes start kicking’ in, it becomes clear that Coyote
have captured and released the nexus between the realm of splittable
difference with his say-kee (the court appointed cheer-man), and the dominant
ideology of the KBC, which is having honesty deficiencies. AIN-HAW: The CFR judge
did not reflect on the intelligence of the KBC when he appointed them tribal
leaders, but the people knew that corruption would come into the arena once
they made it to the complex, and there would be a fixation for chump change
would be the only objective. Coyote
knows this is a throw back from when the court appointed cheerman was in
office. THE LOWDOWN ON THE DOWN LOW: The court appointed cheerman relies heavily on his devoted dog,
Mr. Felon, to collect $11,000.00 from the tribe for a so called non-licensed
attorney from St. Louis. This
attorney con the tribe to believe that he was with the Bar Association in the
State of Pennsylvania. A statement
was sent to a tribal member stating that there is no such person on the Bar
on P.A. HAY-DAW-GOON-HAW, the
co-signature on that $11,000.00 was the “Don’t Tell Treasurer.” Did the OIG and the FBI get the news? Now, it seems that dominant ideology is
victimology (the victims are the GK’awoy-gwo). POLITICAL CHECK:
The KBC need to stop concerning themselves with personal issues, and
put tribal issues on the KBC monthly agenda.
After the elections certified by the KEB, the tribal objectives are
the issues that are voted on in the issue election, The BIA now encouraging the tribes to achieve the objectives
with maximum administration discretion, in other words as long as it is
within federal guidelines. SCHOOL ‘U: Coyote got the
word that the tribal leaders can make changes while working within the
systems, without giving up sovereignty (supreme power). The tribes are a powerful moving force,
the need is to broaden the understanding of how powerful. The tribes ceded lands, water, and mineral
rights in exchange for peace, security, health care, and education. How powerful can you get? WHO’S GONNA’ WORK THE SYSTEM, when the comanche’s are
gone? This info was released to
Coyote that the tribe will not come off High Risk, soon, because of having
delinquent audits for FY ‘97, ’98, ’99, and 2000. there was too much Peter and Paul going on, mismanagement, and
there is a question cost, no back-up expenditures for payable vouchers. Someone Took The Money and Ran. A Higher Up from the Area says the tribe will need three years
of CLEAN audits, and the clean up will have to be current. The tribe is proposing to have three
accounts (Tax, Special, and General), Coyote knows that there has to be
sub-accounts, especially for the General account for audit purposes. MEAN-AH-KEE HAIM-MA, over the co-mingly of
funds. The tribe is not
Self-Governance. Better Watch
yourself. That was the Bad New, now the Good News. Kiowas, you are not the only tribe in this
situation. There are more tribes. ARE YOU GONNA’ GO HIS WAY? There is a directive issued by the KBC through the T.A. to
manipulate the tribal employees like a sock puppet. The word is out, the tribal employees says, “not so, a call will
be made to the tribal TERO, or maybe not, it would bound to be ‘toon time
(cartoon). Another directive is for the T.A. to change the management
system (to have seven directories instead of 21). Coyote found out that there has be an approval proposal from
the feds. The T.A. says this can be
done under 477 (477 is just a number of a grant, it is not an approved
proposal from the feds). The current
system monies have to used the way the court appointed cheerman signed on
dotted line of the current contracts, if the monies are used any other way,
it is considered unallowable cost. It
will be tribal pay back time. LIKE A SNAIL LEAVING A TRAIL OF SLIME ON A SIDEWALK: It is alleged that the TERO director is
asking inappropriate question, with the T.A.’s approval, in tribal employment
interviews. Coyote want to ask her if
she knows the meaning of NEPOTISM (if not, governmental patronage to
relatives) Coyotes seen her aunt,
cousins, whole family working in the JTPA Dept. and the summer camp. Another thing that is inappropriate in the
dept. is, she hires people to work, then bumps them out, when her friends and
family can’t make it in the outside world, she puts her family on board with
pay. KIOWA FLAVA:
Coyote became decidedly bored with the food at the Kiowa Elder Center,
(pure gar-bage). This is to
whomever: Please no bad cooking
approaches and experimental cooking on our elders (stomach cannot take
it). The advice is to hire a real
cook. GET DOWN WITH YOUR BAD SELF: The Kiowa Roads Department was ordered to shape-up or ship
out. The Roads Director was ordered
by the Comanche T.A. to fix a road entrance for a Wichita Tribal Member, who
makes $60,000.00 a year, plus his Kiowa wife’s salary. Coyote says they know about the bad road
before they put that low income trailer from Kiowa Housing on that piece of
land, so wass up? To the T.A. will my
Kiowa tsay-ee who gets $360.00 a month get the same priviledge? QUESTION: Who was blowing about the deputy marshal apologizing to her? Who took the day off to look for a lawyer to sue the deputy marshal? Who is going into the protective witness program? How come there was an armed (no card carrying) guard working
the JTPA teen dance on federal land? How come $700.00 from the Kiowa youth group was taken and put
in the Tax Commission Account? Who is the man that is tough as leather? He makes the court appointed cheerman
shake in his jeans. Why did the FBI have the Personnel staff in the Kiowa
Conference room? FAMOUS QUOTES: “There is too many people in here (the Kiowa Finance Dept.) “After all I’ve done for the tribe, I’ve saved them thousands
of dollars.” “Somebody is going down.” RECOMMENDATION:
It was recommended that Coyote run for vice-chairman, if I do, just
reflect on my intelligence, not my beauty.
HAY-GAW, Coyote is very opinionated, and pleding the first amendment,
FREEDOM OF SPEECH. HON-DAY-ZALE BAY:
Coyote is still looking for the right diva (hawww). Coyote will be
looking for the cool in you. You’re
my dog. Coyote is not a hater. As the saying goes back in the day: PEACE
OUT!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COYOTE NEWS VOLUME II ISSUE ONE GYAOT-GOOT: HAW–YAHN
HYE-GYAH-DAWH? (do you know?) The Oklahoma Supreme Court confirms that the Kiowa Indian Council
(KIC) as the governing body of the Kiowa Tribe. The Supreme Court denied the petition for certiorari January
16, 2001 in Ware it al vs. the Housing authority of the Kiowa Tribe of
Oklahoma. Hay-daw goon-haw:
Coyote’s back and better than ever after a brief holiday. Nothing like a lot of Z-Z-Z-Z’s. Happy valentines, y’all. Many, many things have been going on in
K-Country, more drama than the Red Skin Theater. IT’S YOUR THANG:
The court appointed cheerman is really doing his thang. Coyote knows your desire is to attract
capital but allowing gaming shysters to come on Kiowa Land, controlling,
sliding out gaming contract, talking down to you. That makes Coyote hotter than cayenne pepper cooking in Hell’s
kitchen. TURN IT AROUND,
bot-payh-geah-saw, “listen to your young say-kee that has a gaming plan. This plan will not take from the people
but give to the people. BACKWARD STEP:
Haun-aim t’soh-gooh. The
people have no inkling that there is a plan to mortgage the Tribe,
again. This was done fy f former
cheerman and a former tribal secretary, their signature are on the dotted
line of the bank documents of 1985.
instead of trying to reverse the financial status for the tribe, it
appears to be a step backwards. HOW DO YOU RUN BUSINESS?: The notorious “don’t tell anyone treasure” is not satisfied
with tow housing authorities. There
is an attempt to create another Tribal Tax Commission. Advice to “don’t tell” you can make it
work if your project profitability and not burn up the investments. Pay that Tax consultant, and bring back the
Tax Director, who knows the deal in the Tax Commission office. Most of the month of January 2001, the
Kiowa people had to leave without their tags because there was no one in the
tax office. PERSONAL BUSINESS vs. TRIBAL BUSINESS: The self-appointed tribal secretary
continues to keep the people off the monthly KBC agenda. Monthly DBC meetings are called off and
schedule in the middle of the week, this is to make sure that no one shows up
to question any illegal business.
HATE BOT-THAW-DAW.
KAW-GAW-AHL-PAH TAIN DAW.
(listen, others may want a chance, also). FINAL HINDRANCE to the tribes success is the tribal
political system which is composed of one party, the KEB clerk with the CFR
court. Example: It was told to the
KIC by a higher up at the BIA that once the KEB certifies an election, it
becomes law, and the election does not need a resolution from the KBC or a
court order. DON’T TRIPP ME……Coyote didn’t forget you, Mr.
T.A: the Horse-Thieving (Comanche’s
are known for that) T.A. braggs, the illegal KBC gave their blessings to drop
da’ bomb on the tribal employees, by lay-offs. This was initiated in October 2000, the plan was to be ready in
90 days (February 2001) before his contract expires. Watch-out for his five year plan, he wants
to make some programs like the Comanches and Wichitas. Coyote was informed that the Comanches
used all their monies on the Bingo Hall.
Now, there is no monies to finish the parking lot. Hear tell, the Whichitas are crying
around, too. Some Comanche Tribal
members stated that the Kiowas better watch out for that T.A., he’ll bring
your tribe down. In the meantime,
he’ll take all he can. Right now, he
is the Kiowa Tribal Administrator and the EPA Director, and planning to take
over other programs, especially the Higher Ed Program. Coyote thought he went to the Comanche
Complex, there was a Comanche in the Tribal Administrator’s office, the
Security, the Finance office, Child Welfare, Tax commission. WATCH YO’ SELF: The tribal employees know this is
the strategy the court appointed cheerman advocates, he did this in the past
and did used another Comanche. The
tribal employees strategy is to keep quiet and wait, because the KBC’ terms
will eventually expire and a new bunch will come on board, there will be a
new T.A. and rules. This system
changes in midstream all the time, so the waiting game has begun. WORD TO THE T.A.:
POY-TAWP-HEENH AH-AHL-TAW.
(don’t overstep your limits and boundaries, the Kiowa people have
their codes of ethics. ON THE CONTRARY, the court appointed cheerman hired
this Comanche to diss’ his own Kiowa people, and you know that happen at the
inauguration on CBC diss’ the court appointed cheerman in front of all the
tribal leaders. A lot of coyotes are
outrage at this, no other off tribe can do this. This privilege belongs to the coyotes, because the court
appointed cheerman is their say-kee. STYLIN’ AND PROFLIN’ IN WASHINGTON D.C.: Coyote’s been there, Indian Inauguration
Ball, it’s four or five miles from the main event, that’s a put down in this
year of 2001, still can’t go in the front door. Oh, yeah! Cinderfella
didn’t care, he was having a ball, hittin’ on all the mah-ee, when midnight
came he turned into a penguin sporting a base ball cap with blisters on his
feet. It appeared the court appointed
cheerman was protesting the inauguration, he showed up in informal
dress. Coyotes says if he really
wanted to be traditional, he should have wore a g-string. CHEERMAN, Hon-day-aim-kaw-on. Ahm-k’gah-koh baw gaw-ohn-taw (poor thing,
your people hold you in high exteem). QUESTION: Who is gonna spent some time inside of OZ? Were those blisters on the penguin’s feet from carpet burns? Who really got that $90.00 from the penguin? Who spent $125,000.00 of the 20% funds for FY 2001? The tribe is just in the second month of
FY 2001. Is this totally
mismanagement? Who had an old black pick-up when he first came to Kiowa
Country? Whose gurl friend is getting full of Kiowa $$$? Who call the Kiowa people “Dumb?” ALL RIGHT, YOU HAVE IT!!!!!! FAMOUS QUOTES: “It’s going to be the Half-Breeds, that’s gonna clean up this
mess.” “Get out of my office.” “You, don’t go anywhere.” RECOMMENDATIONS:
The elders of the tribe recommends that KBC not to renew the Comanche
T.A.’s contract, because of being disrespectful to the people, calling the
Kiowas “Dumb” and ordering people out of his office, (he says, his office,
Coyote doesn’t think, so). On the
other hand, some say deep him because he gives out information that’s
needed. It seems he’s being used up
on both sides. He is so man-bane he
thinks the honeymoon will last forever.
Right now, he’s a mistress but he will be completely abandoned once he
does the dirty work. After all, he is
not a KIOWA. IT’S ALL GOOD! COYOTE
HAS A QUESTION, “WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?” SEE YOU NEXT ROUND, GOOD PEOPLE. WHO LOVES YA.! |
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ï Various Back Issues 2000 ð ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COYOTE (PEEPING
& HIDING) COYOTE FELL IN LUV!
Coyote spotted a Woman Coyote running ‘round in the pasture. Shore got thrilled. Started chasing Woman Coyote. BOW WOW WOW, YIPEE YO, YIPEE YAY, Coyote caught up with Woman Coyote…..
Heart turned two flips, flopped back and forth… in anticipation…. Thought
Coyote met up with a new flame… Coyote Woman turned around… Coyote’s heart
sank, and turn 3 flips… it was a woman… and no coyote woman… But a mah-ee
wearing a badge that said FBI. Coyote
began sweating profusely. The woman
said, you’re under arrest! Coyote ran
back to coyote hole, went to coyote bathroom mirror, looked in and saw the
face of the chairman and not coyote’s
handsome face. Coyote screamed
dramatically in terror... Then woke up, Ahh-kuh, Coyote was having a
nightmare… ate too much beans and fry bread before going to sleep… stayed
warm all night though. YIKES! Coyote shore
likes to get into everbody’s biz… Coyote was sleepy for a long time… when
coyote came out of that hole… coyote saw a sleeping giant taking over the
Kiowa land and grand… Coyote had to
get up, shake his fur loose of those dirtballs, wipe his butter eyes, clean
his claws… straighten his tail… do an about face and howled… ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
ALREADY… COYOTE BEGAN TAKING NOTES!
Coyotes tries to act mah-bane, goofey smart, but coyote is really
intelligent. So, intelligent, he had
to pull the tribe out four times… whoops!
That was the other dream coyote had in the past when he ate too much
commods spam and cheese. JUICY! Coyote
overheard someone ask the FBI, “IS IT JUICY.” Coyote, says, “aw heck, don’t be so mah-bane. Look in de mirror if u want to see
something juicy… you will see juicy face looking back… HEY… WHAT YOU SAY! ALL SIZES! Coyote comes in
all sizes… short, tall, skinny, fat, ugly, cute, there are many coyotes! Peeping, hiding to catch the ones slipping
and sliding. TRICKS! Coyote likes
trick questions or trivia. Questions: Wonder who is writing the Coyote? Answer:
Your worst nightmare! Yoooooo! MIGHT AS! WELL GIVE IT
UP… Mitas Titus… You will never prosper by stealing, having itchy
fingers, itchy ears, loose lips. HIP! HOP! Coyote knows
how to “rap”. Coyote’s into hip hop…
bunny rabbits, that is… Knows how to chase weasels too. Weasel your way in, weasel your way out…
See if it works this time. Coyote
learned to sweet talk “rap” by listening to the court appointed cheermans…
Whispering sweet thangs to come sleepy eyed Kiowas. Might as well wake up, come on board and get the real
scoop. Forget the Sayn-day tactics…
Hit’em over the head while they are not looking… Prairie dog style, it’s
true, Coyote almost fell into a trap… almost got knocked on the head but
coyote’s slitty eyes opened up and noticed:
Hey! Somethings smells gamey here! OTHER SIDE! Coyote noticed
lots of people used to be on the udder side.
Then lots of them turned coat.
But, Coyote forgives you… It’s never to late to open your eyes. Coyote will keep toothpicks under your
eyes so you won’t fall asleep again. WATCHDOG! Coyote’s became
a watchdog—I’d rather be called Coyote—but it’s o.k. to be watch dog!… Bow
Wow! Coyote will keep barking at the
right tree… watching the puppeteers… waiting for their strings to break…
Coyote will not be a sell out! FBI! But, Coyote
says it is O.K. to sell out in this instance… to tell the FBI all that you
know… cuz you need to tell it like it is.
Coyote says to go ahead and turn states evidence. It ain’t worth it to go down for someone
else. Coyote might spread the word
that you are an “INDIAN HERO!” (HAWN, DAH, SOY!) Indian here! Can’t find one in the tribe yet… FOUR TIMES! Coyote heard
the cheerman say, “I had to pull the tribe out four times.” Coyote says that is misinformation or a
miscalculation. Cuz, he pulled the
tribe down four times plus… Clean up your own backyard (literally!) before
you say you pulled us out… As a matter of fact, clean up your front yard too
(literally.) PRIOR ADMINISTRATIONS!
Coyote overhears things. Heard
FBI is investigation prior administrations… Coyote says to take notice, the
present cheermans was always somewhere looming near by – under the
covers. Be sure and go back… Way
back… don’t forget FILLER UP A-BAW AND “JAY-TEA GOON-BYE,, FOR NOW” AND THE OTHERS… YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE! STONE! Coyote’s got a
few ghosts in the closet too. Coyotes
can’t cast the first stone either.
Coyote’s sin is chasing too many dreams… Thinking the tribe will change
one day… Coyote also used to be proud to see Kiowas standing up—and then
Coyote woke up! Coyote sometimes
chases his own tail… Jest like he investigated himself, spinning around and
around… (came out with flying colors!).
Coyote was clean except for the dust particles in his fur… And the
fleas stuck to his ears… this made Coyote cuss around… started itching. Oh, well, can’t think of any more Coyotes
flaws! Oh yeah, coyote’s got bunions,
on his poor feet, from chasing his dreams… Coyote is often flabbergasted at
the tactics of some people to keep the tribe in turmoil… Coyote gets deezy
with disgust. Coyote is neither male
or female… just intelligent with sharp, crystal clear, sharp eyes and claws. Coyote is clever and not too cunning. Coyote is not too trustworthy especially
when Coyote is hungry for the truth.
Coyote barks at the Moon in frustration – for the mess the TRIBE is
in. Coyote is familiar with the wild
outdoors—survival of the fittest—and Coyote will fight to the bitter
end. Coyote will remain a breathless
stream of anecdote and comment.
Coyote will keep up the annotations and not be jaded by the
soothsayers… So, please take copious notes! TEE HEE OF THE DAY!!!
What is short, round, brown, blinking, “stink”ing, credit card carrying,
compact signing, lip syncing, toothless grinning, biscuit toting, people
pleasing and poe (poor)? Answer: A
wayward Chairman. What is hairdyed—gray hair showing—curly topped, red juicy
lips, M.C. acting, record cleaning, cheek, fry bread making, vote tampering,
money owing, ruthless, disastardly menace: to society – without dignity,
class or shame…? Answer: a chapey
(shapey), chappy, felonious KEB clerk.
(u already know the answer.) COYOTE IS OUTEY…UNTIL NEXT TIME..CAN YOU GUESS WHO COYOTE
IS! ANSWER IN THE NEXT ISSUE. BE SURE TO GET ONE… X TRA, X TRA…READ ALL
ABOUT IT! OWWW, YIP, YIP, YIPEEE, YI YO KI-YEE! (bark!) “RESPECT… YO… SELF!” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COYOTE NEWS VOLUME I ISSUE EIGHT Geah-saw-me, the Coyote News.
It’s all satire, baby. You
know like a medley, a fruit salad. Is
that a felony? It’s all gossip. So the “I’m young treasurer,” there is no
need to rant, rave and threaten the tribal employees. PEOPLE!
PEOPLE! PEOPLE! Please read the home made issues, that will be on the ballot
Saturday, November 4, 2000, the issues are written to confuse you. Some of them do not need to be on there
for the people to vote on, they are already in the U.S. Constitution. WHEN DOES IT STOP:
Coyote says the KEB clerk is at it again. It goes something like this, I know I’m the KEB clerk, but I
need my own clerk to answer phones, file, type. I’m too busy investigating.
Let the Kiowa Tax Commission pay her. KIOWA’S!: Don’t die, you
will be beggars in death, your families will be unable to receive help from
the tribe ‘cause of the poor management of the illegal appointed cheerman and
the his check signers. CONTROL FREAKS!
The so-called business people left town without the check signers to
take care of business and the newly appointed T.A. was catching it from the
illegal appointed cheerman’s family, who lost their love one in death. The family couldn’t get any monetary help
from the tribe. Coyote says, “all the tribal management need training in leadership
skills. It’s an ongoing situation in
the tribe, for the management to have their own way of being maw-bane.” IS IT
CRIMINAL ACTIVITY OR MISMANAGEMENT? UPDATE! On Thursday,
October 26, 2000. The FBI stated,
they were still shaking trees, moving rocks, when this happen they always
find something. Not going to overlook
anything. Analyzing records that were
made to them, the records are incomplete.
Can indict with the records they have, if it was up to the tow individuals
everyone would be in jail. Cannot
take the fifth in the Grand Jury. The
Grand Jury is a tool to help us get more information. If anyone has any records please turn over
to the FBI. Looking into all
government programs for wrong doing. Have six more boxes of records. The records are logged in to the Grand Jury and given to the
FBI. Moving forward. Working diligently. There is a difference in the tribal money
and the federal money. A question was asked to the FBI, “do you consider this a case”? The FBI’s answer was “yes, cannot give you
any detailed information or names, but can give you a broad view of what’s
going on. Will return in three
months, should have more information, then.” Another question was asked, “what about the article in the
Kiowa News, the KEB passed with flying colors with the FBI. The FBI’s answer was, “I didn’t write that
article.” One KIC stated to the FBI.
In the last tribal election the former chairman had one vote in the
Anadarko area, how could this be when people started coming forward with
written statements that they voted for the former chairman. The KEB did not pay any attention to this
complaint. The answer from the FBI,
was there is an Election Law Violation, need to check into this. BAY-GAWN! AIN’T NO WAY! Mr. Felon, what do you don’t know about
the word, NO? It seems that he is
harassing the New T.A. about some cash money of $11,000.00. BITE THE BULLETT!
Hay-THAW, do you remember that older boxes, who takes his teeth out
before he acts bad. He sure likes to
threaten, to watch your back. Well,
he was acting bad to the New T.A., he got a surprise when the T.A. slapped
down the goods on him in black and white.
When he left that office, this tail was between his legs, Ooooh! RECOMMENDATIONS:
Kiowa’s needed more important issues on the ballot, like changing the
Kiowa Constitution and giving the people some awl-hon-geah. Coyote thinks, all the people that took
the $ turned state evidence. Coyote says, “if you are going to talk the talk, you need to
walk the walk. It ain’t like
that! It’s all good, it’s all good. Hey-ya, hey-ya, hey-ya, hey-ya, ya. Definition of Satire:
The use of sarcasm, irony, or wit in exposing abuses of follies or
ridicule. Now you know. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |