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Three Point Shot

Blair: I never would have pegged you for a retro man.

Jim: Are you kidding? '69 was a very good year for me.

Blair: Yeah, yeah. I was born.

Jim: Except for that.

Blair: Thanks, Ray. I'm a big fan of Orvelle Wallace. You're my favorite player of all time. I still got a card you signed when I was in junior high.

Orvelle: Hey, you trying to make me feel old?

Blair: Oh, no. I'm sorry.

Jim: That's me and that's you. You're the one who just fumbled.

Blair: Yeah. I'm on the court. I'm on the court.

Jim: Come on, get off. I told you, behave.

Blair: Hey, wouldn't you get a better workout with a little competition?

Roshman: With you?

Blair: Yeah, I was all-city point guard.

Roshman: I don't think so, Tiny Tim.

Blair: We got to get it together before we lose this guy's respect.

Jim: You've already lost mine. Stop throwing the ball away.

Blair: What are you talking about? That was a great no-look pass. You should have been ready.

Jim: You should have looked.

Blair: All right. Whatever. What I'm saying here is you got some special skills. Start using them.

Blair: Let me get you in here. You can have the whole backseat.

Jim: You might need a can opener.

Blair: Squeeze in there. Orvelle Wallace is in my car.

Jim: Let's hope you get him out before tomorrow night's game.

Simon: This, uh, ticket will get you in tonight.

Jim: Jaguar Club. Huh. Guess Sandburg's going to have to press his tie.

Simon: I guess that means you'll be needing both tickets.

Jim: That's very generous of you, sir.

Blair: Oh, Jim, I forgot to tell you. My cousin Robert called and said the odds on the Jags winning the playoffs this year are 6-1. You want any of the action?

Jim: Isn't that great. Your cousin the bookie.

Blair: Yeah. It's just a gentleman's bet. I used to do it all the time. How else do you think I put myself through school?

Jim: You realize you've just admitted the commission of a misdemeanor to a police officer. I could bust you right now.

Blair: It's a victimless crime.

Jim: Except when you lose.

Blair: Did I ever tell you the story about Alexander the Great and how he used to travel with seven maidens?

Jim: Is that so?

Blair: Yeah, yeah. They used to encourage him with incantations from the battle lines, sorta like ritual cheerleaders, you know.

Jim: Is that a fact?

Blair: No, none of it. But I bet they've never heard that pickup line before.

Jim: You realize what you've just done?

Blair: Yes. I have willfully withheld information vital to an ongoing investigation. Jim, I know.

Jim: You can't even claim ignorance on this. Simon's going to kick your ass. I should kick your ass. It's not too late to do some damage control on this. I know why you did it. We just got to keep it between us, all right?

Blair: Simon.

Simon: Not now.

Blair: Simon!

Simon: Not now, Sandburg! (to Brown) Just keep looking around. He's got to be in here somewhere, okay? (to Blair) All right, what?

Blair: Krause is in the rafters holding Shelley hostage. Jim went up after him.

Simon: Brown, hold up! (to Blair) Look, you stay here. Keep an eye on Wallace. Keep this channel open, and the next time you have some information like that you tell me!

Jim: Uh, Simon... Can I get some help up here?

Simon: Can you hang on for a few minutes?

Jim: Guess so. Just one question...

Simon: Yeah, what is it?

Jim: Did we win?

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