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The Rig

Jim: Three weeks ago, this was a peanut butter and sprouts on whole grain. Now, it's an experiment in germ warfare.

Blair: Don't you think you're getting a little territorial?

Jim: Territorial?

Blair: Yeah. Territorial. Let's take the refrigerator for example. You've got the leftovers color-coded. You've got yours in the blue, mine in the red. Let's talk about your house rules a little. I can't flush the toilet after 10:00. I can't play music that you can hear in the living room. Who can live like that?

Jim: I can live like that.

Maggie: Look, we'll be on the rig in five minutes but that storm front's moving in fast. It's going to get kind of bumpy. So, strap in that tight little butt of yours, okay, lamb chop?

Jim: Need any help there, lamb chop?

Maggie: You, too, beef stick.

Blair: Jim, you there?

Jim: Yeah, I'm here.

Blair: I was checking to see if the radio worked.

Jim: It does.

Blair: Jim, I was thinking...

Jim: I'm going to have to call you back.

Blair: Jim? Jim? Jim, are you there?

Jim: Thanks.

Blair: No problem. Just, uh, don't touch me.

Maggie: I got two brothers, don't be shy. I got to get off this rig and get me a boyfriend.

Jim: Now I'm ready for the really big challenge.

Blair: What's that?

Jim: Housebreaking you. We got a couple rules around the house that we're gong to attend to.

Blair: Oh, like what?

Jim: Well, first of all, there's not gonna be any shoes allowed in the apartment or on the premises. They're gonna be kept at the door like they do in Japan.

Blair: Come on...

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