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Survival

Jim: Let me tell you something. When my ex-wife and I first started to get serious, I burned all the old letters from all the old girlfriends.

Blair: Purification ritual.

Jim: No, preemptive strike. No matter what they say, every woman you're involved with is going to want to believe that there was no one before her. What were you thinking of, letting her read all that stuff?

Jim: How detailed were these diaries?

Blair: Jim, I'm an anthropologist.

Jim: Detailed.

Blair: Yeah.

Simon: Take him out, Jim! Take him out now!

Quinn: Yeah, yeah. Go ahead, do it! Go ahead, come on, take me out. The second I'm gone... you're gone. Captain's gone. Think about it.

Blair: Come on, Jim, you can't do this alone. I'm your backup. You need me. And besides, I'm not a novice at this wilderness thing, all right? All right?

Jim: All right.

Blair: All right. Now, which way is north?

Blair: I'm just kidding. I'm kidding.

Blair: Well, what are we going to do?

Jim: Well, we've got to hit the river.

Blair: I can't do that, man. I can't do that.

Jim: Look, don't worry about it, Chief, it'll be over before you know it.

Blair: That's what I'm afraid of.

Jim: Forget about the jump -- we'll probably drown.

Jim: What's going on? Is your vision okay? Ooh, yeah, you got pretty well banged up there. All right, this is a good place. It's good shelter. I'm gonna see if I can get back on their trail. And I'm gonna double back for you in a little while.

Blair: All right. Are you going to think less of me if I actually take you up on that offer?

Jim: I'll probably think of you as some self-serving, spineless goober.

Blair: I can live with that.

Blair: Yeah. No campfires. What am I going to burn, man? Cold and wet is my world.

Blair: Oh!

Jim: Whoa. Whoa. Easy. Easy. Chief. Chief. It's me. Settle down. I heard a shot. What happened?

Blair: It's those guys from the river, man, from the river. They shot at us. It's gotta be them. They knocked me out, man.

Simon: Well, the good news is...I still got the money.

Jim: Yeah, well, the bad news is I've only got one bullet left.

Simon: What?

Simon: Come on, stay awake, Blair.

Blair: Simon...how did it feel when you got shot?

Simon: Oh, it was...it...it hurt like hell.

Jim: Hey, Romeo, correct me if I'm wrong but I thought you just made a date with her.

Blair: Yes, I did, man. I can't help myself. I got a problem.

Jim: Do yourself a favor and don't show her your diary this time.

Blair: Oh, yeah, no more diaries for me. I'll wait until I get old enough and write my memoirs.

Jim: Yeah, I can't wait for the movie version to come out.

Blair: Jim, I'm afraid of heights, man. Help me.

Jim: Nah, you're going to be all right.

Blair: I'm not afraid.

Jim: Here we go.

Blair: I'm not afraid. I'm scared!

Jim: You're fearless.

Blair: Jim...Jim! Oh, Jim! Jim, get me down!

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