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Pennies From Heaven

Jim: All I know is that when I open the bathroom door, I'm hit with this noxious wave, this odor, and all my nose hairs start to curl, my eyes water.

Blair: Obviously, we're going to have to do some work on your senses.

Jim: Just use the air freshener, okay, Chief?

Blair: Look, I'm not condoning what happened out there. All I'm saying is some people might look at this situation and say, "finders keepers," you know.

Jim: I agree in theory, and it's an interesting moral dilemma but bottom line, you take what isn't yours, it's stealing.

Simon: Nobody's being arrested here, Sandburg. The chief set up a neighborhood command post. We're working with the media, the local churches, offering a week-long amnesty period. Anyone can turn in money, no questions asked.

Blair: Guys, this is a fascinating experiment in social behavioral science.

Blair: Someone has got to study what's going on down here.

Jim: What's to study?

Blair: With all that money literally falling out of the sky, these people have rationalized that it's rightfully theirs and a good social scientist can peel back the layers of the onion and find its truth at the core.

Jim: Look, I'll give you the truth. You peel back the onion any way you want. People are rationalizing that they're not breaking the law.

Jim: You have a 100-dollar bill in your wallet?

Blair: What do I look like?

Jim: You look like the type of guy that would carry around a C-note just to impress women. Come on.

Blair: For your information, it's for emergencies.

Jim: Emergencies, huh? Earthquakes, floods...stranded coeds?

Blair: Why you got to hurt me like that for?

Jim: You bring it upon yourself.

Jim: Ow!

Blair: I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Jim: Man, I don't know what's worse -- walking around with you or getting whacked with that car. Will you watch where you're going?

Jim: Before I forget -- Simon requisitioned that $100 reimbursement for you.

Blair: All right! That was quick, man. Wait. Man, would you look at this?

Jim: What?

Blair: Well, it's five twenties.

Jim: Take it to a bank and change it for a $100 bill.

Blair: The point is, Jim, I gave you guys 100 bucks. I want to be reimbursed with a $100 bill.

Jim: You're kidding. Man, you're like a little kid with a security blanket with this thing.

Watson: Would you like to grab a brush?

Jim: You want paint every other place than where it should go?

Blair: You still hurting from the accident?

Jim: No, no, no, I got a splinter in my foot from that wood you scattered all over the bathroom floor.

Blair: Jim, that's red cedar. It's a natural deodorizer.

Jim: I got three words for you, Chief -- use the spray.

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