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Poachers

Simon: It's good to get away from the city for a while. No paperwork, fresh air.

Jim: Well, Captain, good you brought your survival kit. How could you live without a cellphone, your pager, and all the essentials? Cigars, clippers...

Blair: So much for leaving civilization behind.

Simon: Time for a little smoke.

Blair: So much for the fresh air.

Blair: You know, I know this great recipe for fish. You wrap them in maple leaves, put in some fresh herbs, garlic and put it underneath some hot rocks. It's beautiful. Jim, what are you doing?

Jim: The stream is strictly catch and release.

Blair: What?

Simon: Yeah, you know, Jim, we're going to have to call Fish and Wildlife. Poaching is their jurisdiction.

Jim: They were carrying automatic weapons, Simon. Should we call ATF, too?

Simon: Well, yep, that's a good idea.

Jim: Might as well call the FBI while we're at it.

Simon: Yeah, and Forestry.

Jim: I say we drag the guy in now.

Simon: Call the feds later.

Jim: If they get angry, I'll take the blame.

Simon: I know you will.

Blair: You know, we never have done any allergy testing. Do you remember having negative reactions as a kid?

Jim: Daily.

Blair: To what?

Jim: Life in general.

Jim: Well, Rafferty's not so bad, but I could do without what's-her-name. Walters?

Blair: Yeah. Right. You know what I think? I think there's a definite attraction between you two.

Jim: Yeah. I think you've been chewing peyote buttons again.

Blair: Yeah. It's inevitable. You guys are too much alike.

Blair: It's reputed to be an aphrodisiac.

Jim: Is that so? Do me a favor, Rafferty, keep it away from the kid. He's liable to field test it.

Blair: You know, if you didn't like her, you would have sent out for Thai noodles.

Jim: Why don't you close it and get me a bay leaf.

Blair: Maybe you should put the tusk in there, Jim.

Jim: Maybe I should put you in here.

Elaine: You know, so far we've supplied the informants, the bait -- what exactly is your contribution?

Jim: Brains?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jim: Are you comfortable down there?

Elaine: Oh, yeah. I'm in one of my favorite positions. I just can't move to any other positions.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Elaine: Where's Rafferty?

Blair: Uh...well, uh, he wasn't feeling well. Remember that old sickness he used to get when he was a kid? Well, it flared up again. Real bad.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jim: Oh. Well, actually, the department owes me this Friday through Monday off.

Elaine: Okay. I'll, um...I'll pick you up at dawn.

Jim: But the only thing is...I don't have a tent.

Elaine: I'll bring mine.

Jim: Well, I hope it's bigger than Tommy's stateroom.

Elaine: It sleeps two.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Blair: So this fishing spot she's taking you to -- um...you think it's catch and release?

Jim: Why don't you ask me Tuesday?

 

 

 

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