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Blind Man's Bluff

Blair: Sneaks. Short for sneakers. Why didn't you tell me?!

Jim: You'll be reimbursed from the snitch fun.

Blair: Well, I hope they cover socks, too, because these are my favorite Argyles!

Jim: Then it's possible I'm gonna get my vision back, right?

Doctor: Yes, it's possible. But without extensive tests and time, I really don't know. We need to get you admitted to the hospital, and I'd like to call in some consulting physicians.

Jim: I... It's... um... It's not gonna work for me, Doc. I just don't have time. I appreciate... I appreciate your time.

Blair: Uh, coffee? No thanks, I'm fine here, Simon, thanks.

Jim: Yeah, no, thank you, Simon. You know me and that flavored stuff. What is that? Hazelnut? Thank you.

Simon: You feeling okay, Jim?

Blair: Hang on. Simon, we did fool you. For a little while. And with Jim's sensory powers and a little practice and some help from me, I, uh, I think we can do it.

Simon: Do what? Pretend that Jim can see?!

Jim: My sight will return eventually, sir.

Simon: Jim, what if it doesn't?

Jim: Oh, boy, doesn't this smell good. I'd like the poppyseed, please. You can put it on the desk right behind you. Keep the change.

Woman: Gee, thanks.

Blair: I think that was a twenty.

Jim: Can't I be generous?

Blair: No, no. The echoes, not the sounds. That's how bats navigate. Sound waves bounce off solid objects. You can approximate the size, the shape, the distance of an object by the echo.

Jim: If you're a flying rodent.

Blair: Okay, Jim, I'm with you.

Blair: Watch out for the bush. Sorry.

Jim: Sandburg, which way?

Blair: A little to the right.

Blair: The other right!

Jim: Why don't, um, why don't I treat you to a movie? Huh? Can you get out of here for a little while?

Blair: What and leave you here alone with her? A buck?! Uh, no. Never mind.

Blair: And you didn't hit on her at all?

Jim: No, I didn't hit on her. All I did was whistle.

Blair: Whistle?

Jim: Yeah. Whistle. Like a bat.

Blair: Like a bat.

Simon: Jim, there's a piece missing. Someone ate this.

Jim: Oh God. Where's Sandburg?

Simon: What?! What is it?!

Jim: My backup .38 is missing. I keep my service revolver right here.

Jim: Blair, come on. Try it. Trust me. You can save the world here. Come on.

Blair: I don't think that's gonna work here, Jim.

Jim: Come on, give me the gun. Blair.

Blair: I just don't think that's gonna work here.

Jim: Trust me. That's right. You gotta clap your hands. You gotta clap your hands.

Jim: You did it! You did it! You did it! You did it.

Blair: I'm sorry.

Jim: That's okay. Hang in there. It's all right.

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