I would have to be able to let go of myself. I shouldn't have to be able to fit in my 45 inch waste pants. No diet here. Maybe the King Wianecki diet is deserved.
I need someone with me at all times. I shouldn't have to do my own job by myself.
I don't want to even have to wipe my own ass.
I should get to sit 95% of the time. Forget standing or even walking, I want to sit on my ass and eat!!!
What kind of job offers these qualities you ask? Of course being a police officer. Why not? Driving around in a gay little car and talking to other cocksuckers on CB's using trucker lingo with a bag of Cooler Ranch Doritos by my side and a bottle of Mountain Dew to wash it down.
These assholes should get a real job. Bias? Obviously. It's not like I think the idea of a police officer is wrong or all of them are bad, but some of these "guys" are just pieces of shit. I lettered twice in high school; my junior year in baseball, and my senior year in basketball; I can out-run, out-jump, and probably out-smart the cop that arrested me January 3, 2005. Yes, that's true, I was arrested. I never really thought cops cared about possessing THC. But I guess they do care, and they actually cuff you for having it. Let me tell you, after three bowls I am a major threat to society. I could have maybe got off my ass and maybe got the energy to pick up my keys, and maybe drive into a wall or something. Maybe. Seriously, if you are unaware, when you are high you don't feel like doing anything. Not even explaining that the marijuana smell in your room is the hemph smelling insense to the cops. Although I did find the energy to question the cops education and political side while high. And yes cops do vote for Bush so I was right, Bush was the wrong choice.
How about we raise the standards to become a police officer? Let's not allow everyone who was able to get his degree to become a police officer. Lets make them pass a physical too. There is no way the couple of cops that were at my place January 3rd could pass any physically demanding test.
I'm sure every city could afford to cut a few police officers and save $80,000-$100,000. I mean the city of La Crosse could cut at least five police officers. All the cops do is bust College students with drugs and alcohol. With these tickets that means less money for the local businesses. We will always find money for more drugs and alcohol, but no more cd's, clothing, eating at nicer resteraunts(Culvers), groceries, and renting movies from the local movie rental. This hurts the city, because these places that lose business might not be able to stay alive without our money. And who wants to go to College in a city with nothing to buy stuff in? Who wants to visit a city with no where to go? No one I know.
Some of my favorite links:
Sexy Police Singles
Disabled Police officer Counseling Center
I hate the police