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COMPLAINTS F.A.Q.
Before you go thinking this is the perfect guild or this
guild sucks everyone's wearing so and so's tag today,
I've got a few common guild complaints to clear up with
you. Read these and don't ask me one of them again.
Warning: Not all questions will be in the form of a
question.
Q: Your members aren't good at fighting!
A: This may come as a surprise to you, but not every
member in this guild was recruited by Clops or even knows
him. Almost everyone recruited by him is great at
fighting or has a very good reason for being in the guild
even if it's just because everyone likes that person.
There is no guild where everyone is a good fighter, if
there they'd all have the same skill and be considered
average fighters or people would complain about the worst
out of the good fighters... anyway..
Q: I can't stand him, he thinks he's so good!
A: Most people want great fighters to be in the guild.
Guess what, a lot of the time great fighters come
complete out of the box with great big egos. They either
go away with time or they don't.. for the ones that
don't, they go bye bye if they're too much of a problem.
Q: Why are there so many newbies?!?
A: This is another annoying question to me. Most people I
see in this game I think of as newbies, I've been here
forever. I suppose the people you would think are
oldbies....HAVE STOPPED PLAYING THIS GAME AGES AGO!
Normal people get tired of games eventually, that's why
newer people are necessary to replace them. New people
have skills and new ideas that other players might not
and even you started out as a newbie, get over it.
Q: OMG, your members used NPCs!
A: OMG, haha, you died from an NPC idiot. I think it's
funny as hell when people use NPCs in pking, as long as
they're not hitting my own members. If you want me to
laugh at you for saying something stupid go ahead and
report this to me. Otherwise I'm not their mommy or the
fair fight police, try running maybe?
Q: Why are there never Baddies on?
A: If you're reading this, you are probably part of the
problem. Wear your tag, wear it often and don't wear tags
from any other guild. More often then not people from any
guild either switch to some new popular temporary guild
or just don't wear their tag when the leader of their
guild isn't on. For the 5 loyal people out there this
doesn't apply to you, everyone else wear your tag all the
time if you want to see members on all the time.
Q: I'm booorrreeed!
A: Since you're asking me this then obviously you expect
me to have an answer. You can keep doing normal everyday
graal things: sparring, pking, talking, blah. Or, you
could put out the effort and help me to do something
better with the guild or make something fun that will
benefit everyone, but I think you'll do whatever you feel
like instead and you'll be helpless to even occupy
yourself, try taking a nap lazy ass.
Q: Quit ignoring me!
A: I'm not ignoring you unless my name is read on your pm
list. If I'm allowing you to message me, but not
answering, I'm either afk, in the middle of a spar,
trying to recruit, sitting here eating, talking to
someone else or jsut generally busy. I am THE guild
leader, everyone asks me everything, even if there are 20
other people who could answer their question. Try calming
down, spaz, or bugging someone else for a change.
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