Paige: No, she leaves the house to go to work. I can understand wanting a break from guys, but come on already, she's gonna wear out the batteries.
Piper: Ah, Paige!
Paige: What? (Paige's phone rings. She answers it.) Hello? Oh, hey, Phoebe. We were just talking about you.
Piper: And your batteries!
Phoebe: I could just eat him up. I swear I could�with a little ranch dressing.
Piper: Okay, but let�s not, okay?
Phoebe: I can�t make that promise.
Leo: Okay, don�t listen to your aunties, okay? They�re a little kooky. Us guys have to stick together, don�t we, Peter?
Piper: Peter?
Leo: Peter. I�m just floating it.
Phoebe: (to the baby) Oh, I could eat you. Yes, I could. Yes, I could.
Piper: Pheebs, after the demonic parasites that did actually kinda want to eat him�not so cute.
Phoebe: Gotcha. (to the baby) Oh, I could smush you. I could just smush your little face.
Piper: Much better.
Piper: What am I? A dolphin? I'm not giving birth to fish.
Leo: Well, actually, dolphins aren't fish. They're mammals.
Piper: Shut up
Piper: [to Prue] You�re the only Halliwell that actually likes earthquakes.
Prue: I don�t like them, but I don�t go running through the house naked screaming �run for your life� either.
Phoebe: Okay, that is such an exaggeration. I was wearing slippers.
Phoebe:[to Piper]Unfreeze that bitch in heals. You got a segment to shoot and we got a demon to find.
Piper: Do I need to remind you of the big boob fiasco?
Paige: No, my back still hurts.
Paige: You can't say 'demons' followed by 'oh my God', I'm new at this, I'm likely to panic!
Piper: Thats easy for you to say. You'll never get your husband at the door with "Honey, I think I froze the kids."
Prue: No, I've just accidentally moved them to another zip-code.
Phoebe: But I will see them, find them, and bring them home safely.
Prue: Piper froze ya.
Natalie: She what?
Prue: Yep! She did!
Warlock: .... Wait a minute, do you think I'm an idiot? You've got something up your sleeve.
[Phoebe looks at Prue and Piper]
Phoebe: Hello? Sleeveless.
Angel of Destiny: We angels of destiny normally don't intervene, except in extraordinary situations. Mozart at age seven, Michelangelo, Albert Einstein...Britney Spears.
Paige: Huh??
Piper: Leo? Remember me, your wife?
Piper hears a jingle as Leo tries to contact her.
Piper: Don't you jingle me. I need more than a jingle here, mister!
Piper: Paige, The charmed one's come first.
Pheebs: the charmed one's come first?
Piper: It always worked when Prue said.
Daryl: You froze a crime scene
Piper: Uh-huh
Daryl: You can't freeze a crime scene
Piper: Well I just did. now look for evidence
Daryl: We can't take evidence, it's a crime scene
Piper: and when they look at the tape and see Cole's face, Cole who you let out of jail this morning....
Daryl: What are you waiting for? go get the damn tapes!
Leo: You can't freeze them, but if you want to freeze me for your own personal pleasures then that is fine.
Bouncer: Uh, excuse me miss, you can't come in here. This is for VIP only.
Piper: "Oh! You�re assuming because I'm not tall, tattooed, or big-breasted that I�m not important? That's a bad assumption because I own this club...which makes me V-V-VIP!
