To beef, or not to beef
Pork is the question.
Whether it's better to go
with a cut of meat that's safe
and easy to cook,
or whether I should
Take an arm roast and drown
It in a sea of sauce--
Ophie Lou swoons in Ham's arms while Clydius looks on.
Clydius and Ham vie for control of Ellinore's, the family Bar-B-Q kingdom. Bubba Horatio and the Ghost try to guide the hero in his quest to save both the restaurant and his mother, Gertie, from the clutches of the evil Clydie. Smoked Hamlet is a perfect family melodrama in three acts, with Revenge, Purdy Girls, Deer Huntin', Red Raiders, Aggies, and Bar-B-Q. Originally produced in 2003.