Killer
The Amazing Min-Pin
(Miniature Pinscher)
About Me - Here is
everything you ever wanted to know about me (If I have left something out
e-mail
my daddy and I will make him fix it)
My Min-Pin Links:
About Me
Min Pin Property Laws
1. If it's in my mouth,
it's mine.
2. If I like it, it's
mine.
3. If I can take it
from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little
while ago, it's mine.
5. If it's mine, it
must never appear to be yours in any way.
6. If I'm chewing something
up, all the pieces are mine.
7. If it just looks
like mine, it's mine.
8. If I saw it first,
it's mine.
9. If you are playing
with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
10. If it's broken,
it's yours.
11. If it's in the
same house that I'm in...it's MINE!!
copied from
Teddy's"It's a Dog's World" page I loved it and had to
have it on my page Go visit Teddy!!
About Me
By now I guess you
have figured out that my name is Killer, not because I am vicious or blood
thirsty but because of my reputation with the ladies *wink* (Ask my Mommie
and Daddy about my visit to Biketoberfest in Daytona Beach,Fl this year)
Anyway I am a male,
black and tan min-pin, born June 21, 2001 in Orlando, FL at a private
breeder (whatever that is) My Mommy and Daddy adopted me when I was
about 9 weeks old (and I have been whipping them into shape ever since)
I have an older adopted brother Junior (A huge black cat - He thinks he
is a miniature Florida Panther!) He didn't like me much when I first got
here but he's more friendly to me all the time (I think he's jealous)
Here are Some Things
I Love
(see Things I Hate
too)
-
Pup-eroni - Anything,
I'll do anything
-
Steak Bones - Don't
mess with me when I got a steak bone and that's final!!
-
Jumping in the
shower - Drives mommie and daddy nuts ..... but hey a dog has got to
stay clean too you know!
-
Digging holes in
the yard - What !?! No it's not just a hole, is part my moonscape, look
at all of the other nice little craters I made
-
Sand Piles - I
can't help myself I just go plain nuts when I get to play in a big sand
pile
-
Guard Patrol -
I double dog dare you to come into my yard !!
-
Tug-o-War - It's
mine and I'm not letting go!!
-
Sleeping in the
big bed - I tunnel under the covers and snuggle up with mommie and daddy,
it's so warm and cozy in there
Things I Hate
-
I Am Not A TACO
BELL Dog - The next person that says that about me is gonna get bit!
-
Telling me NO -
Whats the deal ? Didn't anybody tell you I'm the Min-pin in charge?
-
People Ignoring
Me - You better be looking at me and paying attention or else suffer
the wrath of the Min-Pin!
-
People in My Yard
- You better get outta here!! *bark bark*
-
Paper towels with
my potty on them - Well I Uhm, Er .. whoops ....
-
Junior (our cat)
Eating My food - Hey Pal You got food on the table!! This Stuff is Mine!
-
Moths/Other Bugs
- It is my sworn duty as protector of the household to hunt down and
eat any moth/bug that I may see.
-
People trying to
take my bone and/or toys away (see Min-Pin Property Laws)