| Kieran's alphabet | ||||||||
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| My name is Kieran James Mahon, thank you for visiting My Alphabet. I am 22 years old, and I live in Wokingham with my mummy, daddy, sister and Mr Snookums. | ||||||||
| The photo above shows me and my friends - I am on the left of the photo, then it's David, Thomas, Benedict, Daniel/Fish, and Jonathan. Mummy says that I must remember to smile more in photos, she says I have a lovely smile :) The photo was taken just before we went into McDonald's for Jon's birthday party. All our mummies and daddies were there, and all our brothers and sisters and our friends came too!! Everyone wore party hats, and we all had a Happy Meal, and we got a free toy!! We played Pass The Parcel, Musical Chairs, and then Jon blew out the candles in one go, wow!! | ||||||||
| A is for Abba. This is Ben�s favourite band. He won�t let the rest of us listen to them, he says their music is far too deep and complicated, and we just won�t be able to understand it. | ||||||||
| A is for Angry Beavers. I love watching this on CITV and Nickelodeon. Mummy says that I mustn't sit too close to the TV though, or my eyes will turn square. Daggert and Norbert are so funny and cool, I sometimes wish I was a beaver. | ||||||||
| A is for Animals. I like these. My favourites are fluffy pussy cats, especially kittens. They are just so playful!! The other boys call me Kieran "The Kitten" Mahon because of this! | ||||||||
| A is for Art. I like playing on my Etch-A-Sketch, and I love join the dot puzzles, and painting by numbers. | ||||||||
| B is for Bedtime. This is my favourite part of the day! Mummy reads me a story and tucks me in. I am scared of the dark, so my Pooh Bear nightlight protects me from the booger man! Then I fall asleep. I like dreaming about what I want to be when I grow up. I either want to be a ladybird, or like Daddy. | ||||||||
| B is for Ben. This is our lead singer. He has biiiiiiiiiig hair. The girls seem to like him. Once he said I wasn't very goodlooking and made me cry :( | ||||||||
| B is for Biffy Clyro. They are from Scotland, a country far away up North. I think it is nearer than Narnia. They are very shy. I asked "Is Scotland like Spain with lovely beaches and hot sunny weather?", but they just laughed at me :( | ||||||||
| C is for Chihuahua. I love Mr Snookums. Mummy and Daddy bought him for me for my 18th birthday, and he is my bestest, bestest friend. I wish he could come on tour with us, I miss him so much. | ||||||||
| C is for Comics. My favourites are Batman, Spiderman, X-Men, and The Flash. Last week Tom beat me up for saying that Batman could outrun The Flash :( | ||||||||
| D is for Dave. This is our bassist. He is hyperactive, and gets us into a lot of trouble. We were in the sweet shop yesterday, when he tried to make me steal a pack of Harry Potter Sherbet Lemons. I just said NO and ran straight home to Mummy. She told Dave�s mummy, who said she would have a word with Dave and send him straight to bed when he came home. He made me cry today when he called me a snitch. Then he told Sahara Hotnights that I had skidmarks in my pants, and now they won't let me play with their toys. | ||||||||
| D is for Disney. We are regular visitors to The Disney Store, and we love cuddling each and every one of the plush dalmation, dwarf, and dumbo toys!! None of them must feel left out! Mummy took me and the other boys recently, and I spotted this great Tinkerbell vest and pants set. I tried it on, and it fitted perfectly, even though the label said for 10-11 years. Tom then came over from trying on his Aladdin costume and laughed at me saying �Kieran you knobhead, it�s for girls!� GIRLS, THEY JUST HAVE TO RUIN EVERYTHING, DON�T THEY?!!! But Mummy bought us The Jungle Book on DVD, so that was good. Ben and Dave are saving up their pocket money for Prince Charming and Dalmation costumes. Then we went home and watched The Jungle Book, had a pillow fight and Mummy brought us some milk and cookies!! Mummy watches The Jungle Book when we are away on tour, as she says I remind her of Mowgli! We also love watching The Disney Channel, my favourite cartoon is House of Mouse and my favourite character is Goofy!! The other boys prefer Tarzan, and we all love Winnie The Pooh!! |
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| E is for Easyworld. This is a really pants band that we toured with earlier this year. They just don�t ROCK! They have a girl in their band. A GIRL! We don�t like girls, they have cooties. | ||||||||
| E is for Electric Soft Parade. This is a band that we played the New To Q show with. They were mean to me, they beat me at conkers. But then I told Mummy, and she had a word with Alex and Tom's mummy, who took their sweets away from them. | ||||||||
| F is for Fisher. This is our guitarist. He sings like a girl. He is such a big cry-baby. We all make fun of his eyebrow, and then he runs off like the big girl that he is. He is a big wuss. | ||||||||
| G is for Girls. We don�t like girls, they have cooties!! Our music is far too complicated for girls to understand, they only come to our concerts because they want to do rude things to us. | ||||||||
| G is for Graeme. This is the lead singer of Halo. He has a big scary haircut. I asked Mummy if I could get my hair cut like his, and Mummy said: �No Kieran, you have lovely hair. Besides, I won�t have my little boy looking like a yob�. | ||||||||
| H to P!! | ||||||||