Kids4ME Jokes

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This salad tastes terrible. Are you sure you washed the lettuce carefully?

I sure did. I even used soap!!!!

That's the 4th cinema ticket you've bought!

I know, but a girl in there keeps tearing them up!!

"Where are you going for your holidays this year?

Well, last year we went on a 'round the world' cruise but we fancy something different this year!!!!!

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How do you hire an elephant?

Stand it on a box!!!!

Why is a skunk in the house like a fire?

The sooner you put it out, the better!!

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