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Doctor: "Is your cough better?"

Boy: It should be, I've been practising all night!!!!

I snore so loudly, I wake myself up. What should I do?

Sleep in another room!!

"Waiter, why is there a foot print on my omelette?

Well you said cheese omelette and step on it', so I did!!!!!

Waiter, there's a frog in my soup!!!!

That's right Sir, the fly went on holidays!!!!

Why do bee's humm?

Because they dont know the words!

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