Original Airdate: April 13, 1979
Boss blackmails the Duke boys into becoming his deputies to get out of sending Roscoe out to bring a dangerous criminal to Hazzard. I guess he'd much rather face Jesse Duke then his wife Lulu.
My personal take on this? What can I say, any episode that involves Bo and Luke skinny dipping is definitely high on my list. And naked they are, when Roscoe catches them after two girls steal their clothes and money. After threatening to crush the General, the boys agree to escort the prisonner to Hazzard.
Fave Lines?
"It just so happens that the keys were in my pants pocket, and right now I ain't got no pants pockets." (Luke)
Since when do we need keys to start a car!" (Bo)
It ain't so much what they said as how they said it. (and the fact that both boys are naked at the time, khee khee)
Original Airdate: October 26, 1979
After finding the General in a lake and Bo and Luke nowhere to be fonud, it's concluded that the boys are dead. As if!!!
Why? It's another skinny dipping one! Plus the sight of Cooter fainting when he sees the boys is priceless.
Don't got no fav lines, but I got pictures!!
Original Airdate: September 16, 1980 (2 hours)
Bo meets a girl who encourages him to try to jump the General over 32 cars. Luke
tries to stop him. Sounds real simple don't it.
Why this episode? This was one of the first and was definitely the episode that got
me hooked. Plus I enjoy seeing the two boys having a tear-jerking moment when
Luke decides to do the jump with Bo.
Fav Part? The fist fight of course!
The Hazzardville Horror
Original Airdate: December 12, 1980 (y'all thought it was a Halloween special
didn't ya)
A pretty girl and a haunted house, two robbers and a stash of stolen loot. Get the
picture?
Why this one? It reminds me of those other two do-gooders, The Hardy boys,
especially when Bo gets hit over the head (relax girls, he's alright)
Fav Part? I ain't sure, only seen it once you know.
My Son, Bo Hogg
Original Airdate:January 30, 1981
Bo goes boar hunting, alone (what's up with that) and gets in an accident. He
bangs his head and Boss and Roscoe find him and take him to the doctor. When
Boss realizes that Bo has amnesia, he uses it to his advantage, by making Bo
think that he's a Boss's son and the Dukes are his enemies, all the while planning
on sending Bo off with a load of shine to get him caught and put in jail. Let's just
say Jesse, Daisy and Luke ain't too happy about that.
Why is this one among my favourites? Come on, it's the amnesia episode! Almost
every show does one, including MacGyver, Starsky and Hutch and all the soap
operas (on a regular basis). Even the Hardy boys have an amnesia story. Besides,
when I heard about this one, I just had to see it.
Diamonds in the Rough
Original Airdate: October 23, 1981
Diamonds fall from the sky and the Dukes promise the FBI to return them. Of
course Boss and the bad guys want them too.
Why this one? It's so dang funny! I laughed so hard it almost hurt.
Fav parts? The whole show, every one's chasing after this little Bugs Bunny doll
(Warner Bros don't you know) and that little crack about Elmer Fudd at the
beginning (don't remember it but boy was it funny) had me hooked. Then, when Bo
goes to get rid of the doll so the baddies can't have it, he throws it in Boss's car!
The looks Jesse, Luke and Daisy gave him and the sight of him cowering, oh my,
talk about hilarious!
These are the episodes that didn't quite make the cut but still deserve a look and a laugh . . . .
Mary Kaye's Baby ****** Bows and arrows and a chase through the woods make this list worthy. Plus a reference to Bo's baby days!
Route 7-11 ***** This little gem has so many cute lines! (See my fav lines for a taste of that Duke humour)
The Runaway ****** One thing, and one thing only. Bo drives Daisy's car off a cliff!!!!!!
Follow that Still ***** A still and an armoured personnel carrier. Enough said.
The Great Santa Clause Chase ***** More Santas than a shopping mall try-out. And a chase that'll keep you in stiches!
Along Came a Duke ***** A new bike ridin' Duke cousin!
The Great Hazzard Hijack ***** That "water wings" line and a good character piece for Bo and Luke.
Good-bye General Lee ***** Let's face it, I'm a sucker for tension between the boys and a shooting match just makes it that much better!
Dear Dairy ***** Fist fight!! (but don't worry, it's all part of the plan)
Dukes in Danger ***** Two convicts end up with dang near all of Hazzard held hostage at the Duke farm.
Too Many Roscoes ***** This proves that you can never have too many Roscoes. It's so cute, khee khee!
Brotherly Love ***** Luke's younger brother in danger! The surprise, the pain, the hurt! Oh yeah, and Bo saves the day.
Boss Behind Bars ***** Tanglin' with the Beaudry clan!
Cooter's Girl ***** Two fist fights and a glider. Cooter's got a daughter!
Sittin' Dukes ***** Luke's marine "buddies" and a forest fire make for one exciting show.
Typical Duke humour - Some are cute, some are funny and some are rib-splitting hilarious!
Luke: "Well, you gotta hand it to Boss, he'll take it anyway."
(#9 Limo One)
Luke: "Well it just so happens that the keys were in my pants pocket. And right now, I ain't got no pants pockets."
Bo: "Since when do we need keys to start a car?"
(#10 Deputy Dukes)
Luke: "Well, Cooter, what do ya think?"
Cooter: "Well, y'all, ain't no doubt about it, ya got big trouble. How long has he been crawlin' like this?"
Bo: "Well, it started yesterday when we tried to push him over 150."
Luke: "It stalled right out at 125."
(#11 Route 7-11)
Cooter: "Well, y'all I heard about a job?"
Bo: "A job, Cooter, are you crazy?"
(#11 Route 7-11)
Daisy: "Luke's got that look in his eye again."
Bo: "An' right after he gets that look in his eye, he goes 'I got it, let's go Bo' and then I get in trouble."
Luke: "I got it, let's go Bo."
Bo: "See what I mean."
(#11 Route 7-11)
Luke: "It's simple. All we gotta do is steal back the money they stole from Mr. Stowvall."
Bo: "Well as long as it's simple. For a minute there I thought we was gonna have to do something illegal."
(#11 Route 7-11)
Luke: "Take that shortcut over there."
Bo: "Don't look like much of a shortcut to me."
Luke: "Well, it will be after you go there, won't it?"
Bo: "Hey, you got a point there."
(#14 Days of Shine and Roses)
Jesse: "I ain't obstructing justice, I'm sittin' on it!"
(#55 The Canterbury Crock)
Bo: "Cletus, you ever know me to have a heck of an idea?"
(#55 The Canterbury Crock)
Bo: "If the Good Lord had meant for cars to swim he'd a' given them water wings or somethin', don't 'cha think?"
(# 56 The Great Hazzard Hijack)
Cooter: ''That 'ole Rosco's elevator don't quite make it to the top floor.''
(#78 Nothin' But the Truth)
Luke: "Murphy's Law, if everything's going your way chances are you're in the wrong lane."
(#78 Nothin' But the Truth)
Balladeer: "Only the Dukes'd go to town to see why they can't get arrested."
(#78 Nothin' But the Truth)
Luke: "Give it up Bo. I hate to have to run you off the road."
Bo: "You ain't running nobody off no road Coz. First off, you got to learn how to drive in order to do that."
(#79 Dear Diary)
(Bo slides over the General's hood)
Luke: "Bo, spare the paint job, we ain't in no hurry."
Bo: "Oh yeah." (pause) "But I"m gonna gun them tires though,"
(#79 Dear Diary)
Bo: "cross my heart and hope to give up women."
(#80 New Deputy in Town)
Bo: "Luke I think they're out of bullets."
(gunshot)
Luke: "Dang you never could count."
(#80 New Deputy in Town)
Jesse: "And people say, where'd you get all that grey hair Mr. Duke?"
(#83 Miss Tri-County)
Bo: "Well, why don't we do like General Grant would do?"
Luke: "What's that?
Bo: "Retreat."
(#84 Share and Share Alike)
Rosco: "You can't be me, I'm me."
Woody: "Well, not as long as I'm you, there is no you, just me being you. G-g-goo."
(#111 Too Many Roscos)
Woody: "Oh, look, please, Bo!"
Bo: "Rosco, for cryin' out loud, you keep makin' the same mistake. That's Luke, I'm Bo. You're sick!"
(#111 Too Many Roscos)
Bo: "You know Luke, we been ridin' around in the General together so long we're even starting to think alike."
Luke: "Bo, that ain't funny."
(Bo gives Luke a hurt look)
Luke: "Well, it ain't nothin' personal."
(#114 Boss Behind Bars)
Roscoe: "Don't you scuff my vehicle, it's my sixth one this month."
(#119 High Flying Dukes)
Sheriff Little: "Any questions, fatso?"
Boss: "Wait a minute, you can't talk to me like that."
Rosco: "Yeah."
Sheriff Little: "I just did."
Boss and Rosco: "Ooh."
(#141 Sitting Dukes)
Rosco: "The name is Coltrane. There ain't no brain in it!"
(#141 Sitting Dukes)
Balladeer: "Man, I tell you, the day they passed out good luck, ol' Bo and Luke musta been fishin'."
(#? Bad Day in Hazzard)
Cooter: "I'll try and fix your truck tomorrow."
Jesse: "If I have a truck tomorrow."
(Twin Trouble)
Balladeer: "You know, I wonder if Orvil Wright said 'Hang on' to Wilbur, cause every time Bo says it, something starts to fly."
(Hughie Hogg Strikes Back)
ATF Agent Winters: "Everytime I get mixed up with JD Hogg I gotta double my auto insurance."
(Hughie Hogg Strikes Back)
Hazzard Reunion Quotes
(On a sign outside entering the county)
Hazzard County
Population: Unknown
Cause they won't let us count them
Luke: ''You are aware that this road goes to Dry Creek?''
Bo: ''I am aware that this road goes to Dry Creek.''
Luke: ''You are aware that there's no way to get over over Dry Creek?''
Bo: ''I am aware that there is one way to get over Dry Creek.''
Luke: ''Oh, Lord. we're gonna die.'' Engine revs up.
Luke: "People must not have enough to do today!"
Luke: (to Bo as they're sitting in an upside down General Lee) "Well, you haven't lost your touch."
Bo: "Well, there it is Luke, the Boar's Nest, where we learnt all our social skills."
Luke: "Well that explains why we're both single."
Cooter: ''You know what? One more stunt like this and y'all are gonna be runnin' this race in a big orange pile of parts.''
Rosco: "Listen, you have no idea what that General Lee can do. He ain't human."
Roscoe: "Momma always said Enos would find a wife before I do."
Unknowns
(if you know which episode these are from please tell me!)
Bo: "You think we ought to give her mouth to mouth recreation?"
Luke: "You mean resusitation."
Bo: "Oh, maybe, but, uh, I bet I'm a whole lot closer to the truth than you are."
Bo: "Another day, another lost Rosco."
Daisy: ''Why, I bet you're hungry too, ain'tcha sugar?''
Enos: ''Well, I sure am partial to your fried chicken, Daisy.''
Daisy: ''Oh. Which part are you most partial to? My legs? My thighs? Or my...''
Enos: ''Neck! Neck. That's my favorite. That's my favorite part, Daisy. Your neck. I love your neck, Daisy. I mean, chicken neck. I love fried chicken.''
Cooter: "Breaker 1, Breaker 1. Might be crazy, but I ain't dumb. Crazy Cooter comin' at ya. Any you Dukes home on the Hazzard Net? Come on."
Luke: "Time to get the General."
Bo:"Yep." Engine noise and Dixie horn.
Bo:"Yahoo!Atlanta here we come."
Luke:"I'm afraid you've got it backwards, Cousin. We're headin' in the wrong direction."
Bo:"No, I ain't, not if you consider what's behind us."
Rosco: ''Listen, I just thought that...''
Boss: ''Oh, you thought?''
Rosco: ''Uh huh.''
Boss: ''Well, congratulations. That's a major breakthrough for your brain.''
Rosco: ''Oh.''
Siren. Bo: "Dang it, Rosco! Can't he just leave us alone? Don't he know we're just testin' out a new cam shaft?"
Luke: "Well, unless you want that cam shaft in the front seat with us, you better take it outta second gear."
Bo: "Cute."
Balladeer: ''In Hazzard County, there are some in life things certain besides death & taxes: Dukes chasin' girls & Rosco chasin' Dukes.''
Bo: ''That Rosco. What do you suppose he's chasin' us for this time?''
Luke: ''Well, I'd wager that it's for doin' 55 in a 35 mile an hour zone. Seein' as how he was switchin' signs as we passed him back there.''
Rosco: ''Well, see, Little Fat Buddy. I got some good news and I got some bad news.The good news: I had them Dukes on the run.''
Boss: ''Oh, that is good.''
Rosco: ''But the bad news is they escaped and I can't find 'em.''
Boss: ''Oh, no!''
Luke: ''We best cut through the railyard.''
Bo: ''What do ya think?''
Luke: ''You're drivin'.''
Bo: ''Thanks a lot.'' General jumps over a train.
Balladeer: ''You know, them Duke boys never was much on waitin'.''
Bo: ''Now, if I's y'all, I'd haul butt outta here before Maudine really gets mad.''
Rosco: "We could do that because there ain't nobody within a quarter of a mile, because I got eyes like a hawk."
Boss: "Ya do, huh?"
Rosco: "Yeah, P'lice training."
Boss: "Now!"
Rosco: "Hey, Boss?"
Boss: "What? What?"
Rosco: "Listen, I hate to tell you this."
Boss: "Then don't!"
Rosco: "Well, I got too. Luke Duke and Daisy got away from me."
Boss: "Rosco, if there was a prize for Jackass of the Year, you'd win it hoofs down."
Rosco: "Oh, I appreciate that."
Boss:"Well, anyway..."
Daisy: "Stay outta here, Bo. Roxanne's naked as a jaybird."
Bo: "Yeah, I know. That's what I came down for."
Luke: "In case you hadn't thought of it, Jensen's Bridge is still out, ya know."
Bo: "Ain't no sweat, Cousin, I've jumped that crick a dozen times."
Luke: "But not with that limo right where you usually land."
Rosco: "Come back here, you Duke vampires!"
Enos: "Oh, don't shoot, Sheriff. You might hit that body."
Rosco: "Enos, you dipstick, believe me, he's in no condition to complain about it! Come here! FREEEEZZEE!"
Jesse: "What kind of a Sheriff's Department is that! How can you report a missin' person if your Sheriff's Department is missin'?!?"
"Grab that Sign."
"The General Lee is not an amphibious vehicle."
Roscoe: "What are you tryin' ta do, scuff my dog?"
Narrator: "That's cousin Daisy. She can drive like Richard Petty, shoot like Annie Oakley, and knows the words to all the Dolly Pardon songs."
Narrator: "You'll prob'bly noticed there's somethin' different here. Well, this is Hazzard County. They do things different here."
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