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| From: Tugboat To: Panel Subject: Herb Brooks: 1937-2003 Date: Tue, 12 Aug 2003 What I would like added is the following comment by Andrew Babes Sayegh, "Today I received a wedding invitation for the upcoming Heidenthal/Clements wedding. However, nowhere in the stationery was there even a vague reference to or symbol of sports." This may not be funny to all, but I loved it. Imagine the conversation that would have had to have taken place in order for HTW to get a set of mini baseball bats crossed with a baseball b/t them on the invitations. Perhaps a small set of field goals with a small football passing through the uprights. Hilarious." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Hollywood To: Panel Subject: Monty's vision Date: Mon, 28 Jul 2003 Did everyone hear that Bob Hope passed away? Every time I see a big name like this pass away I get sad. It's just a reminder of how short this life really is and we should not take sports for granted. Any time you have a chance to watch sports, take it. Don't let anyone or anything get in your way. -Wiley Coyote ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: The Almanac To: Panel Subject: Pete Rose was overrated Date: Thu, 18 Jul 2003 I wanted to dress up in a gorilla suit, while carrying one of those full sized Sunoco Flags, and run up and down the aisles of the church during charismatic worship. Then, I thought it would be cool to stay in the suit and listen to the sermon. Imagine panning the audience and seeing a gorilla taking sermon notes! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: T2 To: Panel Subject: NRS Date: Thu, 17 Jul 2003 It's truly wonderful to watch [Lance Armstrong] ride to a fifth straight victory on French soil, essentially giving a big "Screw You" to the French people from all of us Americans. Thank you Lance. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Babes To: Panel Subject: NEWEST PANEL HALL OF FAME INDUCTEE Date: Tue, 15 Jul 2003 Take your 26 rings and shove them up your ass. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Babes To: Panel Subject: ZO Date: Thu, 10 Jul 2003 I agree with Tugboat, Turner, and Heidenthal: I am an A-Hole. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Tugboat To: Panel Subject: Date: Sat, 24 May 2003 I have no legit excuse for my lack of writing. I was in a brief relationship with a Canadian, but you should all know that during our nookie sessions all I was thinking about was Paul Pierce's anaconda dode, the illustrious Panel, Heere's hairy crack, the old Boston Garden parquet floor, and Webster (yes, Emmanuel Lewis). |
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