| AI's childhood wuz whack. Even as a young lil niggy, AI witnessed ill shit that no kid should have to. Like MLK, AI had a dream: to get his mama outta da ghetto. AI's first love was football, where he was eventually up in da hizzouseee!!! AT both QB and CB, he led his team to a state championship.. But Anne made him play ball, which he lata admitted was da bomb. AI become an All-American by schooling niggaz like it ain't no thang. By this time, many of his peers called him "BubbaChuck", a nickname created by the combination of his two uncles' names. Skeptics would tell AI dat makin' da NBA was 1 in a million oddz, but AI would shout back "Hellz no!!...aint no way I'z going back to da sewer." |