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| 5 Steps to Surviving College Life. |
| 1. You'll need a lot of quarters to do your laundry!! So stock up!!! And take a shower. |
| 2. Become a peace activist and gain good karma. |
| 3. You will have to survive on Top Ramen for a while, so get use to the bland taste of oodles of noodles. Yum. |
| 4. Prepare to become a bum. With all the money you've spent on books, enrollment, and booze, you will no money left for rent. See 5 steps to becoming a bum here. Clicky clicky |
| 5. Might as well burn your books now because you need warmth since you don't live indoors now. |
| So it turns out you fail at life! What can you do! No on survives the college life. Do not act unrationally towards me because you suck... these are merely my ideas of college life. Now that you're in college... you're dirt poor. |