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| Uh, don't know about you guys, and I don't really care, but I love quotes from blink-182! So here's some that I got from interviews, songs, and uh, other places! Mark and Tom have small things, I have big things-Travis If you have three boobies then I get really horny-Tom We have lots of games. There's gay chicken, and there's one called gay prison where Tom's always the new guy-Mark How did we meet? Travis and I were having anal sex in the bathhouse and Tom walked in and asked if he could join in-Mark No, I walked in and pulled the fire alarm-Tom Tom pulled the fire alarm and Travis and I ran out. You know how when dogs have sex and they can't get disconnected? The penis swells inside the victim? Well, Travis took off and I was stuck in him-Mark Common, we need a better story than that!-Tom We all went sky diving, and Mark's chute couldn't open, so I flew over to him and kicked him in the nuts hoping it would mess him up so he couldn't open his chute. Well, he figured it out and on the ground he came up, and wanted to fight, but once he realized he was gonna get his ass kicked Travis came up and backed him up, then I just kicked both their asses-Tom I like the anal sex one better-Mark How about skydiving during anal sex?-Tom *blink-182 on how they met* I do not have a girlfriend, I have a dog-Mark My lady did my nails... they even have sparkles, see?-Mark Tom likes to stick small pieces of furniture up his ass-Mark Tom is seriously cross-eyed and nobody likes him-Mark Tom likes boobies, he was breast fed until he was 14-Mark I've seen Travis naked!-Mark I haven't grown up at all since freshman year, and neither has my penis-Tom For me, sex with a girl is the race to an orgasm, and I am undefeated-Tom Some people think we're idiots and perverts, which we are-Tom |
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